Uber Bowl

The Brawl for it All……….Since we can’t get along we gotta get it on!!!

This is the Uber-Bowl edition. Here’s the low down u have a good team playin great, u have a great team playing good right now. What gonna give. I been watching the nfl network this whole week (bullshyt u get this lame ass network and not espn classic or nba tv) but that’s another topic. The coverage has been lame at best wit lame ass reporters and a bunch of has been’s ( terrel davis and trent dilfer) and a bunch of never was beens (jim mora and your future coach of my beloved redskins Coach Mooch). Media day a damn joke, once again the nfl trying to play both sides of the fence…….hardcore football junkie losers and the vh1-tmz clique. Either way who cares….I don’t give a ish about a someone askin Tom Brady to marry her……..who gives a ish, Now a blow-job on the trophy podium after the game will be a tad more interesting; I’ve regressed!!!!!. The point being the Super Bowl is pretty lame until the actual game is played and someone wants to stop history and and someone want to create history…..it the same theory of watching a porn. Let say porn is 2 hrs; one might only watch only 15 mins of footage, with a lot of fast-forward and bam right to the money shot. Who in the hell goin to care about the lame ass Fox pre-game!!Hello, Ryan Seacrest is hosting, sure there might be some good eye candy……………. {An Uddy crazy ass tangent}, I was home 2day nursing a bad stomach after some questionable sushi and caught the Tyra Banks show. She had a prego Jessica Alba….whoa major thickness in those thighs, her and Tyra were frickin hot.} Anyways back to the Fox pre-game, Randy and Paula are going to be performing there new single……ewwww. Ask urslef wat the hell happened to Idol, it so lame now. Easily Makin the Band 4 and The Challenge has replaced it as the top Reality Show. So once the pre-game is over we get to hear Troy and Joe Dumb’ Uck. I mean this guy is the epitome of why I turn the down my tv unless Emmit is doing pre-game “they got blowed out”. Buck’s preppy rich kid smuggy way about him just makes me sick.

So after all that after the combined 4 turnovers in the 1st half, 3 by Eli, a pik-6, botched snap and fumble when Vrabel hits that corner and blaw!!!, the Gints will be down 21-6 at half. The BS halftime reports that give the team up a way bigger advantage cause it’s a 20 min half-tyme. The Pats will come out and throw deep 3 str8 times. Moss will take one to the house and the game will be unofficially over. Some scrub points back and forth and the Final score will be 42-21. I could go into all those stats…time of possession, yard per catch etc. But that mean’s squat to me. This isn’t about what the Gints can do, it about the Pats and what they allow you to do. There perfect….the Best Team ever, All ya’ll hesitant to give them that title need to wake up. Think about it, were in the midst or Revolution…..A black and a woman are serious presidential candidates, the Pats are the gr8est football team ever and Sly Stallone came out wit a new Rambo………

Revolution………Baby!!!

Sidebar NBA Note:

Happy Days are here again….The Lakes pulled the trigger on one of the best steals in the 21st century….The were able to get Pau Gasol, he of career numbers 18-8-3 for the oft criticized Kwame Brown. I mean this is a gr8 move, it give the Lakes one of if not the best Front line in the entire NBA. They got length, height size, can score can rebound, Odom and Gasol are gr8 passers. All while they control the middle…..you got Beans killin the perimeter…….This is a gr8 trade, I will get more in-depth later, but Happy Days are here again.

Enjoy the Game……!!!!!!

I’ll have a major post this week……..

PS: Look forward to a new Holiday this Summer………………..