Yes That’s it……you set out on a mission you have good days and bad days but remain steadfast on your mission. You stay fluid and swift with your movements—the vision of a rushing river comes to mind. The sweat the tears the pain the joy….no more Meet the Brown commercials----NBA is over and The Lakers stand alone on the mountain. You win you celebrate and that’s it……Next Year is already close then farther away. That’s it….I thought it was going to feel good gloating in front of Lakers Haters….it wasn't’. Winning should not be wasted on immature shenanigans, I’ve always knew this is where we belonged!!!!And That’s It, the real beauty of being the Best!!!
Now that Sports is on hiatus for at least 3 months, lets sink our teeth into some more important pressing issues like:
A Very Bright Future behind Them
It’s the Thought that counts…
but what the hale was you
Thinking???
I know i get banged for not 100% blindly being in love with the “idea” of marriage but I 100% don’t encourage it if your under 60 and rich. It truly makes no sense. 1 Question…1 Question….what celebrity marriage has ever worked….ever. This is coming on the heels of the Nas-Kelis divorce proceedings. Apparently she’s broke and needs 35k to live and maintain her lifestyle. The really dumb/ sad part of the story is Kelis is prego and about to drop that seed….So know he’s forced to sign a Jon Koncak like 18yr deal. Ugggh.
Kelis has just filed her financials with the court, making her case to get support and baby expenses from estranged hubby Nas.
Kelis says from 11/08 to 4/09, her average monthly income was $21,616. Hardly poor, but way less than what she and Nas were pulling in while she was with him.
Kelis, who is ready to give birth, has some pretty hefty expenses — $80,831 a month … way more than she says she makes.
Kelis says she hasn’t toured in a year and most of her income comes from her concerts.
Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. Her nanny costs $3,500 a month. She spends $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations — not too shabby. And she says it cost $175 to have the “baby rug dry cleaned.”
And there’s this … Kelis says she wants to buy “storage to bank the baby’s blood when he is born. The banking is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby’s umbilical cord.” It’s used to treat 70 life-threatening diseases. It all costs $$$
WHOOOA-- The chick spends 15k on entertainment and vacations…Did ya’ll catch the last paragraph. She wants to buy a storage to bank the baby’s blood…..This is a gleaming prime example of “She should have Swallowed” moment.
So they do they listen, do they take heed…Nope. Just this week Usher filed for divorce with his wifey Tomika. Add the fact they got some kids 2gether and it spells “Let it Burn…again”
<<-If that isn't an ohh snap did I really order Bring it On 3 face or what!!!
Bottom Line don’t get married if your under 60 and rich….Total Waste of time….
Ok, can i squeeze one more in real quick from the “She should have Swallowed” desk:
Sixers star Andre Iguodala is being sued for child support by a South Jersey woman.
Clayanna Warthen, 23, of Clementon, delivered the baby, London Iguodala, on May 7. Warthen alleges that she has no income and has been compelled to obtain medical coverage through the state of New Jersey, and seeks temporary support of $12,000 to $15,000 a month. In her complaint, Warthen says that she and Iguodala, 25, had a relationship between October 2004 - the beginning of his rookie season - and January 2009.
Warthen alleges that Iguodala had told her that he would provide "whatever she may need."
(she’s a cutie..too)---
So let me get this str8, you about to sign a huge silly contract (btw the sixers grossly overpaid for a cat with concave chest and no jumper but that’s another topic), your in the heat of the moment-cant find your jimmy hatz and your thinking uck’ it I'm still going in…lol---Now you got a 18yr contract---Gud Luck!!!! I’m not mad at her (she's obviously the smart one here), when will they learn.
LIVE GAME 4 JOURNAL---AN AWESOME READ
This is my first live journal after years of following my literary inspiration Bill Simmons. I originally wanted to do the Live journal for my good buddy Rocky who was out of town with his lovely wife overseas. Who knew Turkey had TV's (joke) we’ll here is is,Click highlighted text above and enjoy…I did.
MATCH UP
I was riding home with my home girl and some how or another we reached the topic of favorite rap songs from the Yo! Mtv Rap Era. We had few different ones we argued about but one consensus was Self Destruction. The song has the elements of the Perfect Storm—the best mc’s of there time, a banging beat, catchy hook and to top it off a Good Message. In a sense Self Destruction is the hip-hop version of We All World except edgier, harder and flat-out better. One of my fondest childhood memory is trading Self Destruction verses with my still good buddy Corey. In fact I even dedicated to him at his wedding a few years ago (only at Da Wicked where a wedding song dedication is Self Destruction….). Anyways, there was another song brewing on the West Coast that would being serious fire to Self Destruction. We All in the same Gang by West Coast All-Stars was released in 1990. The seminal classix featured legends like NWA, Ice T Oaktown 357 and a yet to be Mega Famous MC Hammer. Damn, the Legendary combatants are lined up and ready to go…..let’s see how they match-up….Tale of the Tape
| Self Destruction | vs. | All In The Same Gang | |
| Producer | D-nice | Hello, i said Dr Dre next question ---->> | Dr. Dre |
| Mc’s | KRS-1, PE, Heavy D. Kool Moe Dee, Just- Ice, etc | Slf-Dest. got this one, maybe not a better collection of MC’s. I mean a track so sick Rakim or Big Daddy Kane couldn't even get on!!!! <<<<<------------ | Easy E, Ice-T Hammer, Digital Underground, Young Mc etc. |
| Twistability | The only 2 fem'cees on the track was Mc Lyte and Ms. Melody | uggh, kind of tuff but Oaktown was uber 80s hot and sexy, -------->>>> | Oaktown 357, Dee Barnes (Google her & Dr Dre) |
| Famous Quote | “Today's topic…Self Destruction”…KRS-1 | <<-----Second best Rap Intro ever…1st being Deck on Triumphant (more later) | “Kill a Blackman…what are you retarded” Humpty Hump |
| Ill Cameo | 4:11 Big Daddy Kane, in a full leather trench surrounded by 15 Honeys----Damn | Pretty easy one, Big Daddy is the epitome of “Fly” that’s that. <<------ | Tone Loc—btw he makes a cameo in both videos. |
The Match-Up is very close once again but Self Destruction just gets the slight nod. I give West Coast All-Stars is a 4.8 out of 5, there missing one key cog….Ice Cube (who at the time was the biggest Rapper regardless of Coast). But Self Destruction…. I mean come on it’s was the 1st rap song that I learned all the words to, In a sense Self-Destruction popped my Hip Hop Cherry and I’ve been a Nympho ever since……
Notes and Ish
- Affirmative Action--Kentucky State University new Prom Queen is…….
. Now I'm not upset that an HBCU picked the nice and charming lovely gal but damn this is the best Snow Bunny they had. I see way tighter joints on my daily commute…and that’s on a damn bus. This calls for Da Wicked PAWG Roll Call(plz feel free to add on):
- Coco (the true and only definition of PAWG)
- Betty Childs(Julie Montgomery)-OHHHHHH BETTY CHILDS---MY 1ST MOVIE STIFFY--THANK U
- Elizabeth Banks-More like a Hybrid Pawg-Cute like, the girl next door. Not the uber’est(is that a word) of bodies, funny and like’s sports and chill--40yr Virgin,Zach and Miri.
- GIGI …GIGI, so many hours of excitement and pleasure…CuteSmile and Awesome Work Ethic.
- Gigi is one of the most dedicated fun-loving sprits you’ll ever encounter in your life. She’s a tireless and smart worker. She accumadating (sp…lol) and cherry. Uck’ it, if it seems like I’m sweating her…I am!!--GiGi Myspace
- In fact I wanted to write a Personal Reference to GiGi myself, considering we been hand in hand friends for about 4yrs now.
- My Apartment charges 17.95 fee for paying rent via CC--- My Power company charges $3 to use the online Bill Pay. WTF
- I love saying black beans in Spanish----it’s so cool--Frijoles' Negroes. It’s like the only Spanish I know, but the mamacitas go crazy when i say--lol
- I’m confused and torn on the whole Iran rioting thing. It’s very sad and tragic to see these nasty events unfold. I almost juxtapose it to the LA riots in 92. Both riots stem from anger and anxiety in impecunious areas. The spark in Iran was the much debated Election; LA was the Rodney King Trial. In a nutshell, both governments have failed them and there sick and tired of the motions. One could expect that in a 3rd world country like Iran with there shoddy Dictatorship government but to have that sentiment in 2oth century America is even more problematic. Strangely I do see a open door for America to benefit from this unrest. Lets be real here, US has been beefing with Iran for like 40yrs now, Pres.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a lighting rod to our government. Add the fact they got nukes and you got Americas 2nd most hated Mahmoud-Here’s the 1st **BTW he was was sick shooting guard ( now you see why sports is so darn important)**. Getting back to Silver Lining for our Government, in a sense they have used one of the oldest trick in the books-Divide and Conquer--they can leverage there military intelligence with the non supporters and infiltrate the county easier. Lets see how this shakes out. Graphic Riot Pixs
Weekly Banger
Inspired by the 2009 World Champs--only won(sp) song gets me in a special mood. Only won song gets you in the mindset to Triumph against any obstacle that presents itself. The beat is Sonic Crack and infiltrates every fiber in your body. The Thrill of Victory & Agony of Defeat!!!!--- No Hook, No Filler, the exact way Winners Like it!!!!
Yes, this blog is long, smart and edgy….the words are flowing like a Fisher jumper, this is my moment let me bask in the sun a little. Getting back to the mountain is the ultimate “I told you so” moment. It vindicating and exhausting, but yes We Are the Best Again!!!! I watched the Victory Parade from work and got me really excited. Not per se about the actual parade but by how important and fun winning is. Winning in life, love etc. Winning is the ultimate drug!!!!. Please don’t forget to Think and Pray on your Blessings, while your out doing some of your favorite things ie. watching TV, shopping,reading the world famous Da Wicked Jumphsot Blog or BBQ on your new grill outside your house--many lives are being shattered and decimated over in Iran!!!
And That’s That
