Thursday, March 13, 2008




I’m the Biggest Boss that u seen thus far!!!

That’s my jam, it’s the early summer banger.....U can find me blastin that on the Parkway with the sunroof down......freezin and shivering but I love it. Wat a good week.!!!

What a last week for my Heels. They dominated the whole game and shut the dookies down the last 5 mins. Then we goin on a major roll and win the Acc Tourney back to back. If we play D' like that the rest of the yeah, were a good bet to cu those nets down. I was so impressed wit the poise and composure of the Heels' this is what championship teams play like in March. I also saw Tyler is gonna get his jersey retired...wat an honor to be swinging in the rafters wit the likes of Worthy, Jordan and Perkins. Some feel it's not warranted but there mainly basing that off there pro careers and not solely on there college days. Pscho T is that man.....an UNC Legend.....

Wire Update
I’m torn on the last Wire....it was ok but lacked the firepower we needed. I know they had to tie the homeless murders and the whole newspaper angle, but we needed more mike. I see where there goin wit the character parallelism wit Mike-Omar, Dookie-Bubbles but where the beef. The final episode was like mayo and lettuce, important in the sandwich process but not the meat. But what could one expect from a finale. U got try to tie all the loose ends up.....a 5 year show in 1hr...Were Gonna Miss U....

Now the real heat comes, what gonna to be out show that we follow wit and Iron Fist. my first option is Weeds. I saw the series premiere when i was living with the Marble man but haven't really followed. Links: it since. My homey at work some episodes on his usb and let me peep a few during the doldrums of training. What a show.....I think i love it cause it so close to home. My hometown is very similar to Agrestic. Big house...a lot of lonely soccer moms, mini-vans, manicured lawns and all that. The kids play soccer (me 2), karate, swimming and we pay big money for a frickin tennis bubble so the bup'ees can play in the winter. The plot and players are so good. I zipped up some episodes for ur pleasure, don’t worry if its goin into the 3rd season already.....it easy to catch up and enjoy.
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UPDATE- I have the rest of season one if ulike, just email me

Was up late on Friday and caught the HardKnock HBO series about the Ravens. Wat a good show by far the best sports reality show. Was thinkin why they ever signed Grbac. That was the worst move ever...the raves were young and hungry but blew it with that move. By the way if anybody can get me season 1 or 2 it would be cool and ill shoot u a fair one.

In the vein of March Madness, got an email article from my good friend Mikey: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/andy_staples/03/13/usc.lilromeo/index.html
What a powerful article. It makes perfect sense for these schools to use these athletes for the corporate greed. I mean how can u explain giving a player who avg. 8.6 pts a full ride to USC. Even if he is Master P son.......don't get me wrong the early no limit catalogue is pure classix......Mystikal, Tru Fiend and our fave albulm cover of all tyme...Mercedes. I'm not mad at any of the players not at all, they just have to understand that they need to learn how use the schools like the schools use them. Since the school loves handouts and freebies why not dump nike and let the whole team where Pmiller shoes .....
Now that's Funny

Went to the Zards'-Cavs game on the other night. Gr8 game...I'm so not in love wit the Cavs trade. I saw the pieces out there and they just don't fit. Delonte West is no pg....not at all, Benny Wallace is no longer a starter in the NBA, Wally is a waste of flesh- he stayed in the same spot the whole tyme and didn't get in a defensive stance the whole game add on that he getting 13 mill a season and now u have the most over-rated bum in the league. There were 2 funny parts of the game that i must talk about. The first thing was the injured army guys that were cheered when they were announced. One of the injured solider who had a prosthetic leg, pulled his leg off poured and drank his beer from his leg. Nice!!! The second thing was when the Cavs were on the free throw line and they wanted to pump the crowd up; they would put pictures of Duke on the jumbo-tron. Duke hatred is at a all-tyme high and I love it, it was the loudest the arena got all night.

Like most of the country, I was following the Elliot Spizer case. I'm not going to go into the details ( u can go to cnn.com for all that. I’m the type to look for the reason instead of the result....good or bad. I know pussy/sex makes the world go round. Contrary to popular belief money is a close second, but u can ask most people if they have comfortable amount of money, great and tantric sex rather than sick money and some lame sex. Especially for guys....but why...why would he give up everything he built for some trim. I was thinkin about one of my fave books and the power that comes with seduction/sex. The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene is a one of the most powerful books ever written. One of the most powerful line is the word origin for Seduction. The word Seduction comes from the latin word for lead astray. Think about that for a minute. Seduction is about sex…..it about power. Think about all the men of power and how they all cheat and do crazy dirt….it not about the ladies it’s about the power. I uploaded the audio book for ur listening pleasure- http://www.sendspace.com/file/4adatc…great to throw on a CD or PODDY and listen to on ur commute

Was just browsing around and found this interesting article title ”Blacks 5x more likely to buy 300m” http://www.strategicvision.com/auto_ethnic_report_2007.php. The byline says it’s in our DNA. Wow it makes sense but it on some racist shit the same way as saying Japanesee love Hondas and Hicks love pick-trucks…..big up to Mikey!!!

I was waiting to post this week blog because I wanted to fully watch and review “Black Magic”. It’s the ESPN documentary that tells the story of the Black college basketball player. It was one of the most entertaining and educational treatments ever. To be honest is had the same feel as the legendary Roots mini-series. The stories, the players….were immaculately displayed. The ish’ they had to go thru just to live and play basketball was insane. Watching the doc made my emotions range from hatred, joy and to pure awe when I saw the Pee-Wee Kirkland section. He’s moved into my fave basketball player of all-tyme (move over diesel). His story is just so interesting and compelling it has to be made into a movie. At his peak he was offered a contract by the Chicago Bulls but turn them down to keep hustling….While he was locked up he played for an intense prison league he avg. 60 pts and once scored 100pts. One of his teammates said we need more out of u, so the next game he scored 145…..I love it. Hopefully it will be out by xmas cause that something that needs to be in the collection…..along with Rebound (the Earl Manigault story).

Notes and Ish’
 Man I got a 11 year old 6cyl. AC basically a car built on luxury and economy …damn gas cost 40 bucks….it getting crazy out there but this crazy:

 Maybe the funniest thing I’ve seen all year, I know it old when Mad Tv was funny and edgy. Please watch and laff ur tail off:

 Saw this late last night was kind of torn …..is it just a pic or is it King-Kong saving Jane aka big black man saving the lil’ old white lady…..
Peep the Blog: http://www.racialicious.com/2008/03/17/lebron-james-as-king-kong-on-cover-of-vogue/

 I got the Uddy Bracket Challenge poppin, visit my page if u want to sign up before Thursday : http://wecakinup.mayhem.sportsline.com/

 I was up late buzzin after the Pitt-G’town game, when my brother text me that Jonah was on SNL. I really love that dood, he actually did a better job then Seth did. The real treat besides Mariah Carey sexy self, was Tracy Morgan airing Tina Fey ass out. One of the funniest moments in the last few years…Number 1 is still Payton Manning United Way…..”I kill a snitch”



One more classix nugget, and old Eddie SNL Clip:




I’m out see u groupies at my next show……………..Peace

Sunday, March 9, 2008

How u figure that your team will affect my cream…..Ya’mean BIG 1997

On my way to the number 1 blog joint, u can listen to the blog for u lazy cats.....enjoy
http://www.talkr.com/audio/d/a/w/i/2550113.mp3



How u figure that your team will affect my cream…..Ya’mean BIG 1997

Gotta thanks the Big Homey for those magical line. On the eve of Free Agency this line must race thru the heads of the potential free agents. In a nutshell they get paid out the ying even when there avg. to best, so in reality the team won’t affect there cream at all. For instance a bum like Gabril Wilson who out 32 starting safeties is around like the 17th best if that signs a huge deal with the Raiders. Let’s break down his deal 16 mill just for waking up and a grand total of 6yrs for 39mill. Wows are u serious that puts him at the 3rd highest safety behind Troy Polamatu and Defensive P.O.Y Bob Sanders. Now you know why teams like the Raiders end up 4 and 12 every year. Not to pick on that bum who I predict will be cut in less then 2 season but there a list of overpriced bums getting there buttes from sorry ass NFL teams and owners. But the biggest heist was the Jags giving Cleo Lemon a 3yr 8.1mill deal. Yup the same Cleo who guided the fins’ to 1 one and had 6ts and 6 ints, the frickin guy got 2.95mill for waking up that day plus 4 mill in incentives…u gotta love it. Some of these deals are just outta of this world, it makes u really wonder where’s all this money coming from…..If there’s a player strike it will be the dumbest move ever. Everybody is eating and eating damn well.

Speaking of eating damn well, I’m in good company saying that cheesecake Factory is the best restaurant for ur buck. The Turkey Burger is a 2 meal-meal and that’s coming from a dood the throw down. Here a Cheesecake punishment story: an amazing Bruce Pascoe Arizona Daily Star article about how when the Arizona Wildcats lost a big game, Lute Olsen canceled a team outing to Cheesecake Factory as punishment. Channing Frye quote: "I love the Cheesecake Factory -- the salmon with teriyaki sauce and rice is off the hook."
And also a Darius Miles story: an old Chris Palmer ESPN the Magazine article: "Every night starts off the same. Darius Miles and the boys coordinate on two-way pagers and matchbox-size digital phones. 'What y'all tryin' to get?' one of them says. 'Don't make no difference to me,' another responds. Somehow they always end up at The Cheesecake Factory, at this corner table, yucking it up as if laughing gas came with the breadsticks. This is where young friends go when they're hungry." Wow never thought u would see a Darius Miles story that didn’t involve being broke or arrested on unpaid parking tickets. It brings me to wonder wat happened to the kid. I think he still on Portland but I don’t see him at any of the games. I’m happy the kid got paid…uck those old school cats talking that stay in school ish, I’m always gonna say get ur money, but he’s like the poster chilled for the NCAA one-year rule. U know wat tho, I’m not gonna slam the guy, so wat if he wasn’t the best basketball player and some injuries slowed him down, he was a character that could be a force in the open court……..u don’t think:


The Clips really had something going wit a young fresh core of QRich(before he gained 134 pounds after messing wit Brandy), DMiles and LOdom. Well they are the Clips


Speakin of eatin damn well, The NBA is just fantastic again……..Sundays game Lakers-Mavs was one of the best games of the year. Simply put…..Kobe’s the best …the MVP whatever u want him to be. I got an NBA Sunday ritual now. My friend and I Cash Money got to a bar called Fast Eddys. We get the happy hour price pizza and wings and the 1.50 Coors draft. So for less than 20 u can get pretty twisted and watch the games. As the game was being played I realized a few things; Bean was goin to the rim with reckless abandonment and why in the hell were Sasha Vujic on the court for the whole 4th qtr and ot. I don’t really question Phil much but WTF. I mean fish has been struggling with his jumper a lil but come on….he the glue of the Lake show. Kobe right now is Mike Jack right after dropping Thrilla. He’s so fluid right now.

I was cleaning up my hard drive ( also known as looking for old porn u haven’t seen in awhile) and came across some zipped up albums I never got around to opening. One was the Consequence joint “Don’t Quit your day job”. It clicked that I saw a new treatment (that videos for u novice fans) for a song called The Good Bad and Ugly. Simply an amazing song, the Ye’ killed the beat and him and con go hard….take a look:



One of the illest joints out there. Speaking of Ye’ did anybody see the new Flashlight treatment…….wow….nuff said. Man the rack and back on this shorty is just not describable………….I need some more of her…please if u can find some email the boi.
For ur viewing pleasure:



Now to the GOAT…………The Wire
Looking back on this season, I could do without the whole Newspaper angle. But episode 9 was damn gr8. Basically shit hit the fan……..but Marlo killed the jail scene…”my name is my name” I was so anticipating the Finale on Monday, when they didn’t put it on on-demand, I was crushed. I couldn’t sleep…I’m not sleeping well waiting fro the finale. I’m hurt dogg……..I’ve been scouring the net for episode 10 but to no happs. Were like Bubbles in Hamsterdam (go peep season 3 fake ass wire fans) right now…we want it so bad we might cry!!!!!

The king-Bean MVP race is heating up. To me there’s no real contest but for the league DDB’s (dumb deaf and blind) think its close race. I can’t sleep; king had a monster game against the Knicks (my point is the Knicks suck, Bean scores 52 against a legit team). 50pts and 10 rebs and some good heated exchanges wit Spike and Hov. But Bean is on top of the West……………He got 8 more wins in a way tuffer conf. They posed this question on SC this week. If u had a pick; who would u choose king or Bean. That question is double-sided…….from a GM long term no doubt it would be king who is 7 yrs younger. From the standpoint of u need one player to win 2day u pick Bean hands-down? So this leads to the question is the future promised…….especially in sports. Let’s see: what happened to Bullets of Webber and Howard that played the Bulls tuff, what happened to Penny Hardaway (who arguably was the pre bron’ and Bean). Nuffin promised, and I don’t want to hear he’s only 24, by 24 Bean had 3 chips and 4 tyme all-NBA………Get a Grip…..Bean’s the MVP. To hammer my point home more the NBA viewer-ship is up 12%: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117981992.html?categoryid=14&cs=1
The NBA is indeed Fantastic.

I know it a little late but I got some thoughts on my mna Seans Salisbury being fired at the stinky giant of sports known as ESPN. Apparently he used an anti-semetic remark and was fired. You can listen for urself http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/01/23/sean-salisbury-might-have-said-something-he-shouldnt-have/. While researching this story I was caught off-guard by a story form 2yrs ago: http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/something-to-think-about-while-watching-sean-salisbury-226883.php Might be the funniest thing ever….were gonna miss Sean besides him and Irivin were the best out there. Sean was quoted "I'd grown tired of being punished for not being an NFL superstar. Analysts who don't work as hard as me, don't prepare as hard as me, and don't have my resume were making more than me just because of their ability to throw or catch a football.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciated the opportunity ESPN gave me, but they had capped my ceiling. There was only so far I could go there." I agree with him, how in the hell is Emmit Smith getting paid the big bucks and cant speak and ounce of English “they got blowed out” yeah he rally said that on National TV. One more funny Sean clip: Peep the 1:33 minute…………….I ‘m gonna miss the dood.








Notes and other ish’
 With the conf. tourney games starting this week…..March Madness is officially upon us. Mad buzz beaters and no name school oops there called Mid-majors now. I love it by the way Joe Lunardi “Bracketologist” is licensed in 48 states (what are the 2 states he not)

 Yesterday was Marc 6, also in the basketball pantheon the birthday of the Daddy Diesel. 61pts on ur born day….We love u Shaq



 I love the Fat Joe-Pap/50 beef…..very good for rap. The funniest thing about is, 50 gonna release a mix-tape the same day. I love it

 With the whole Brett Favre slurp’fest retirement presser, it refreshing to see an Espn reporter speakin gospel. Sal Pal lays it down in Favre: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/column...t&lid=tab2pos1. He laments about all those costly int. and dumb passes and is immune to criticism.


 Was thinking to myself Jadakiss hasn’t spit a weak verse in 12 yrs. That’s so damn good consistent. I found some old-old stuff, like before the deal before Styles was even in the group. Enjoy!:



 Speaking of before they blew-up, Here’s a young less chubby Rick Ross, funny but I remember this song but not Ross. Plus I heard Ross was a prison guard before he was the “Boss” I guess that where he met the real Noriega…..U gotta love Rap.

 :
Trina - I Told Y'All
Free Music Videos at Blastro

 Wow this is some of the Funniest ish ever. It’s the top 9 Racist Disney characters. http://www.cracked.com/article_15833_9-most-racist-disney-characters.html This is some really good stuff, makes u think. My mom always told me about the crows from Dumbo as a minstrel show disguised as a cartoon. By the way; when is Disney goin to have a Black lead character in a animated movie.

 Found this uber mash’up mixing 2 of my favorite artist BIG and Hendrix: http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/bttikg D-L

That a wrap for this session. I just wanted to say the Greatest Rapper Died on March 9th. See u in the mid-week splash. Be safe and enjoy