Da Wicked Jumpshot: February 2010

Aight Can I dig-in….Go Head Son!!.. What an interesting book title. So where do I start….the 1st fatal flaw is in the title. Why are you looking at a Rich and Famous Actor for you mate. I truly don’t think guys say wow i wish i could date Alicia Keys (maybe twist up for a night or 30 but not date). I wonder if there a Liam Neeson Principle for Jewish Girls or even better a George Lopez Principle for Hispanic Girls.It safe to say our culture leans on celebs and entertainers much more then others---Jigga said it best “ALL US BLACKS GOT IS SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT” too true. AMAZON LINK

So where does the gap start at….money,money and more money.The huge discrepancy in education and jobs from black woman to men is as wide as Kirstie Alley waistline (i just saw her ad for her new show Lick It..Love It--might watch….lol).So with woman making more and being more western educated the need for an equal partner is kind of out the door. Brutal Reality shows us…whoever in charge/ makes the most is really in control of the relationship. Those day of being a team, both sides helping each other are long gone. Sure that might last for a few yrs..but eventually greed and selfness are much stronger then Love. I was watching The Sopranos on one of our snow days and Big Pussy (I just love saying it!! ) tell the Fed’s “uck Tony; Franklin is my best friend”. That my friends is what money does to us.

I was recently having a discussion with one of the most lovely ladies I know. She said her family mission was to get her sister married. That mentality seems 1940’s….So here’s her sister who is smart,funny, educated lady and her life mission isn’t to start her own business or continue her education but its to find a husband. When in reality she will probably make more then her hubby out the gate. The weakness in that way of thinking is depending on another person for your completeness. My father wears a button that says Do For Self. That’s not to mean be a selfish ass but more handle your business before your business handles you.

Where do we go from here….Who the hale knows. It will take some disciplined and new way of thinking on both sides. I just don’t know if we have the humility and humbleness to change ….

CEREAL BOWL

Aite, the game was smooth and efficient, Peyton choked and is now 9-9 in the playoffs. 9-9 to me means = average..sorry the best cant be average. Moving on…the best commercial was clearly the Dorritos joint when the lil kid slaps the Date for touching his chips and looking at his Mom. The Ad was not only funny but showed a little bit of color on a usually White night besides the 40million Dollar Slaves on the field. It puzzles me why more Snack food companies don’t use more Blacks for there commercials….Hello we’re the main ones eating that Garbage….Btw who is the shorty in the Ad….

Can I get a Minute to Breathe???

Speaking of the Cereal Bowl…..I’m about sick and tired of Kimmy K. I know she uckin gorgeous with a killa backyard but her smugness and attention whore tactics are wearing thin. Peep these pixs after the SB

WOW, THAT 3RD PIX SAYS IT ALL .

NUFFIN SAYS A GOOD TIME LIKE IGNORANT FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH THR33 WHITE GIRLS……YESS!!!(IN MY MARV ALBERT VOICE)

Listen i get it, Ray J Twisted up your life-less body and that made you a star…..but come on’.

Here's a imaginary chat I would have with Reggie.

RB-Uddy what do I do she wont give me any space

DW- I see, Listen yall not married right??? Time 2 cut it los

RB- But…..But…Psshhh……..But

DW- But nuffin, listen look at that pix with you Swizz, Lenox and Pip…look at the smiles on there face……You really think they haven’t twisted your lil Kimmy K….

RB- C’mon don’t say that….I mean I still love her…

DW- Yeh you think so…So this clip was just a joke-->

RB- ohh man that …that was a mistake

DW-Aww Reginald---Don't be a Simp..and yes right now your the Biggest Simp’ in the Game….Think about it your dating a chix who’s best known for Swallowing Brandy's Little Brother’s DNA…..

RB-{Sniffing…Tears Rolling Down}---Thanks Brother UD

DW- No doubt son…hey can I get some USC tickets and Kim’s #

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