WE HARDLY EVER KNEW YA!!!

I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THIS……..FA’ SHIZZZLE

TIGER WOODS @THE CHAPPELE RACIAL DRAFT

{EDITORS NOTE: I WROTE THS ENTRY THE FRIDAY AFTER THANKSGIVING. I WROTE IT TOTALLY KNOWING THIS SHYT WAS GOING TO BLOW UP AND CREATE A MEDIA STORM. THE LAST 2 WEEKS WHAV UN-EARTHED A TON OF MATERIAL BUT I WANTED TO POST THIS BEFORE ALL THE DETAILS DROPPED…WE LOVE SPECULATION}

First and foremost, I hope you all had a glorious and happy Thanksgiving. As I enjoyed the delicious leftovers on Friday morn’….a Tiger Woods story came on the bottom-line crawl. Tiger Woods in a serious car accident. The 1st thing that came to my mind was I hope he’s ok, personally not a fan of the guy but he’s a joy to watch and follow. The 2nd thought was Lake Trout and Dumpster Juice---Fishy and Stinky. As the details leaked pout my gut felling was confirmed either that or the rice cassorle was coming back up but Tiger Woods done got into some Ish’. Now what exactly went down is still sketchy but we can all agree something ain’t adding up.

{PSSSHHHH-I’M GOING TO DRIVE A 9 IRON IN THE BACK OF UR DOME IF U DONT STOP MESSING WITH THE OTHER CHICKS!!!!}

So called Timeline

1. 2 a.m. Tiger gets into a accident knocking over a fire hydrant then going into a tree.
2. 2:15 a.m. Tiger Wife runs out grabs a 9 iron smashes the window and revives Tiger who apparently was “knocked-out” by the crash
3. 3-5 a.m Tiger is taken to the hospital with some cuts, scrapes even though the air bag didn’t deploy.
4. The story breaks hit the web and all hale breaks loose.

What Really Happend Timeline

1. 2a.m. Tiger comes home after a night of Hennessey and Black & Milds acting belligerent and rapping Snoops Aint No Fun if the Homies cant Have None. His wife says hun can you keep it down -He says sure and goes to his stereo and scrolls his ipod and turns up Wu Tang Clan Aint Nuthin to F*%k Wit. At this point Ellie (his wife) says “I dont know why your acting like this” Tiger “What izzzzzz you saying, this is wack I’m out”. Tiger walks down steps Ellie follows behind. “Where are you going”, Tiger “to my den to watch New Jack City”. Now here were the story gets a little purple hazy…..Tiger says uck New Jack City and heads for the garage, Ellie blocks his path, Tiger slighty nudges her and she bumps into his 5th PGA Award. On her way from getting up she grabs his bronzed 9 Iron from when he was 5yrs old and takes a swing at him. Not only is he the best golfer but he has cat quick reflexes and dodges the swing. He walks to the garage and hops in his Caddy Truck (which is parked Azz in). While in the car puts in his Gucci Mane CD and drives out the garage. Now where is he going?????? Personally, I think 2 places…his mistress house or the 7-11 to get and Arizona 99cent Green Tea and some more Blacks(wood tips preferably). So as he’s backing up Ellie runs thru the door and jumps on the hood……The Rest is all Speculation….LOL

So where do we go from here. Clearly this is Tiger really 1st chink in his bulletproof Nice guy image. Nobody is buying that lame’ass story that his PR team is trying to spin. In fact as I’m writing this Tiger and his wife have reschedule there interview with the police….um um I guess they need more time to get there alibi together. This is why Sports/Entertainer Worship is such a dangerous thing. It creates such a false sense of actually knowing the true person. Tiger is an Incredible Golfer but how in the hale do we know how he is behind that fake big ass smile and those corny commercials. The Jigga Man said it best….”IT’S ONLY SO LONG FAKE THUGS CAN PRETEND”

The best part of about Thanksgiving is getting to watch cable(screw you comcast). Wow i’ve been away for awhile. 2 things that really grabbed me was--Why in sam hell did the channel formally known as Sci-Fi changed to Sy-FY and secondly The Kardashian. Now I get it….the whole time I thought it was all about Kim but there's a deeper layer to the show. I literally woke up at 8am and managed to catch all the episodes including the Wedding. Speaking of the Wedding, I never really seen Lamar Odom outside of Lakers game but he very lucky to be 6’10 cause he boob. Btw for everything about the Lakers visit Lake Show. Man that show is so compelling, the true enigma is Kourtney (who in my views is the prettiest one). Her baby- father is a total slime/sleaze wretched swine of the earth type.

Ohhhhh before i forget (thursday on mtv @10)….I hope all have there black and white striped kangol, white swishy pants, cut off tee shirts, steroids, nasty techno music and unnecessary fights…..cant wait for the Jersey Shore show. “ IIII Luvvved Herr”  This is the clip that I fell in love with the Jersey Shore---from the True Life series.

• Ok one last MTV note, did anybody catch the epic Brad from RW San Diego Fail. Plz Watch

Since the dawn of a new year is approaching real quick….it’s a good time for a transformation. Reading a buddies facebook update she mention just how sexy Robin Thicke is. While I don’t question the mans music talent pedigree (hello his dad is Alan Thicke-not only star of Growing Pain but also creator of the Diff’rent Strokes legendary theme song) I couldn’t help but think about his complete 180 style change. This is almost comical….his 1st song he looks like….like ok Jesus…lol. The new joint he looks like Charles Jones. I guess this is what Tiger is going thru right now….I'm very eager to see how he responds to this challenge. BTW, I like the before Robin Thicke much more, the music seems more fluid and not as contrite just the opposite of Tiger. Till the next Transgression!!!!!….PZ

I’M GOING TO PUNISH HIM, CRUCIFY HIM

I mean what do you say to a man who has “that” look on his face!!!!

On To The Next One……is how were feeling right now. It been a minute but this is just an appetizer for the Fall Afrosheen(Get it…Blowout) Edition hitting ya’ll in a few………Ohh well On to the next one……

WHEN DA’ TRAIN GOES OFF DA TRACK

7 young guys on the prowl, a slutty-mad at her boyfriend low IQ honey, no it ‘s not the name of a Republican House Bill but rather a Trizzy gone Wrong. Here’s a Mugsy Bogues version- a 18yr female Hofstra student hooked up with 7 guys after a party, when she comes back; her boyfriend asked her where she was, she goes into the sad story about how she was raped yada-yada-yada!!. She goes to the Cops and says the 7 guys raped her, luckily they taped the willing participant on there phone and were cleared of all charges; Full Story-->NYTIMES. I’m kind of torn on stories like this. On one hand I think the girl needs some serious help, it’s one thing to be a slut but it’s another to potentially get innocent people locked up. Fellas Fellas- we have to be extra careful. This is such a connivance excuse for sluts now-a-days. In this case the accuser is black but that doesn’t hide the fact, that cause of her sluttiness(sp) 7 guys lives have been ruined and some have even been cast with a proverbial Scarlet Letter. I don’t mean to bang on the girl (pun intended) but this has to stop!! DO you know what this skeezer got for her punishment----jail, boot camp--Naw!!, she got Counseling…….Yes, Counseling….Ugghhhhhh. I can presume this is how one of the counseling session goes:

Counselor--->So what made you do it?

Girl--->Um I don't know….I was bored and you know mad about my B/F

Counselor--->Yes but those are good reason to accuse innocent guys on Rape charges you know

Girl--->Yeah but nobody is in jail…so…by the way are all those degrees and plaques urs

Counselor-->Yes, I actually went to Hofstra, I actually used to skip class in that same staircase you and those guys…you know “hung-out”

Girl---> Laughing, we’ll we didn’t “Hang-Out”…we’ll sort off…He! He! He!

Counselor--->(getting restless in his seat and loosening his tie) We’ll what did you do……

Girl--->Ummmmmmmmm---followed by &^())!!! and the tie being hung outside on the door handle.

Best Month in Hiphop

Happy Days….Happy Days are here again…. Not since the glory days of skipping school to go up to the Columbia Mall to cop the latest cd’s has there been a week like this. Hova da God dropped the much anticipated BluePrint 3. While it’s a very good album with about 5 standout tracks, the crown jewel of the week was Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2(OB4CL2). Usually sequels are much lamer then the predecessor; T2 and Aliens {both by James Cameron, are the rare exception}-(WORST SEQUELS-Matrix 2 anybody,Teen Wolf Too (they couldn’t even spell it right, that’s how bad it was).

Most will try to compare Linx 2 to the Linx 1, but that so unfair. The 1st one was something so raw, so fresh so innovative...In fact in my trusted views, It's the Gr8est Hip-Hop Album Ever.

Peep this awesome review from Linx 1 from XXl------> CUBAN LINK REVIEW. Moving forward ,the standout tracks on OB4CL2 are mindboggling. House of Flying Daggers is a punch you in the face with a Tyson like sting, classix Wu via the late J-Dilla; peep the video-

My two fave tracks on the album are Cold Outside and Gihad. These are the most blatant display of Ghost and Rae rawness. They have such an synergy when they hop on the same track, raw and unapologetic. Cold<-CLICK) is so damn soulful, it sounds like they flip a Anthony Hamilton sample and just kill it. Now Gihad<-CLICK) is the crown jewel, Perfection. Ghost is in rare from, he shows why he one of the most vivid mc’s ever. He tells a story of twisting up shorty when her man comes home and Ghost manages to convince the other guy to “Go to the Store or ill blow your Balls off.!!”-maybe my 2nd favorite Ghost on a Date gone wrong song(peep---> WILDFLOWER<- CLICK). Although Nas didn’t make it on the new joint, the outside Wu babies of Beanie Sigel-Have Mercy, Kiss & Jada-Broken Safety more then make-up for it. I guess i could go on and on, I could talk about having legendary producers--RZA, Dr Dre and J-Dilla, I could go about Legendary Mc’s like Ghost, Mef, Busta Rhymes or the younger guns Beans, Kiss or Styles P. I could talk about how energize my good buddies are after hearing the album…there was even talk about getting some 40’s and Greek Village (Get Sum) for old time sake. I could but there’s no need…this is the purest, rawest well put together album since The Blueprint…This is how you make a Sequel. After 15 yrs…Chef cooked up another Classix SIDENOTE: One of the elements that made the Wu so different was there Slang and Ad-libs. Who could forget “The Blue & Cream” skit

Ohh what a Season

On the precipitous of the 2009-2010 NBA season, my dear and defending Lakers are knee deep in a Distraction Quagmire., so much that I created a new Blog just to document the season. Please Visit http://www.lakesback2back.blogspot.com

After winning the chip, here’s a list of some off season events:

• Phil Jack finally commits to coming back after 10 championship. What a life, he coaches the world champs, messes with the owners daughter who also posed for playboy…..
• In a one on one swap, we get Ronny Artest for our 24 y/o lanky uber athletic Trevor Ariza. On paper it’s a slam dunk, Artest is the former DPOY who is lock down and can drop 20 with ease…Now off the court; Anybody who follows TruWarrier96 on Twitter knows Ron isn’t like any other NBA player. Lakers fans will say Phil has dealt with Rodman but Rodman was an act…Artest is really a nut. We could easily do a whole feature on Ronny but there more to digest.
• Ohhhh Lamar Odom, the most frustrating player in the NBA. With his physical tools he should be a perennial 20 and 10 guy instead he’s got Phil Jackson looking like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings- . Now this, he’s getting married to Khloe Kardashian after a few months of dating. Now from a distance it’s not that bad, there both pretty well off and nice looking people but she’s also dated at least 4 other basketball players this year.

Did we also mention Ronny and Odom both got new deals for a combined 80mill. Did we also mention they know each other for years growing up in Queens NY.

So let me get this str8 you put 2 NYC cats in LA, with a a boat load of distractions', busty bombshells', & awesome Weed.

As far the court goes, the Lakes look stronger then ever. Flat out Artest is an upgrade over Ariza, Gasol looked strong in winning the Euro Mvp and Championship, Bynum just picked up 2 fouls before this blog was even posted {I joke I kid} but he should be ready to put it all together, Fish is Fish, would love to cut his minutes down and save them for the off’s and Bean is only the Best Player in the World.

The West will be tough and as always the target will be on out back…but when the smoke clears…..BACK 2 BACK is in the forecast!!!!

WHO KNEW LEGOS COULD BE SO DOPE!!!

Funny Stories from the Edit Room

This is a detailed account of one of my fave music director Brett Ratner. Ratner has directed Rush Hour and X2 but before that he got his start in Music Videos. Here’s the full article link with Videos-->Ratner. Love the 1st person accounts, love the videos…Enjoy.

Redman “Tonight’s Da Night” (1993)
DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY: “Redman wanted to shoot it in Jersey where he lived, in the worst area—it used to be a Jewish neighborhood, and his house was across the street from a Jewish cemetery. So, I show up and park outside his house at 5 o’clock in the morning. He was sleeping, and I wouldn’t knock on his door because I was scared! So I went around the neighborhood and shot all these faces in black and white, for four hours. He finally woke up at 11 [laughs]. We go down to this one abandoned house in the neighborhood where everyone sits on the stoop. I remember the part where he goes, ‘Would the packed pistol posse put their fingers on the triggers?‘ The packed pistol posse, who was his crew, pulled out their pistols and pointed at the camera—my DP said, ‘That’s it, I’m leaving!’ I said, ‘What do you mean? No one got shot! C’mon!’”

“The best part of the Redman story is, three o’clock in the morning, he says, ‘I want a white bitch to roll up and buy some drugs for me.’ This is when you could just do hardcore videos, and I’m like ‘You wanna portray yourself as dealing drugs?’ ‘Yeah, man, that’s real, man!’ The only problem is, we ain’t gonna find a white bitch in the middle of the night in the street. There was no women on my crew, so Redman goes, ‘What about that white bitch?’ And I said, ‘That’s my mom!’ He goes, ‘Well use that hoe! Put that hoe in the video’ So, my mom is in the Redman video, at the end of the video, when the car pulls up, buying drugs from Redman.”

Wu-Tang Clan “Triumph” (1997)
DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY: “It was the first million dollar rap video. When Steve Rifkind asked me, I said, ‘Are you sure about this record? There’s no chorus!’ He says “Trust me, its gonna be the biggest record of the year. Only Wu-Tang could pull this off.’ So, I set up the video—Joseph Kahn was my cinematographer. I hear that they want eleven Suburbans—they each want their own. They each also want $50,000 worth of gear, and they told me all their designers. So first day, these guys are walking in one at a time, and each guy walks into the dressing room, and walks out with plastic bags filled with all the clothes. I called Steve like, ‘They’re stealing all the clothes!’ He’s like, ‘Don’t worry, let them have it.’”

“It’s a five day shoot, and it’s crazy. The greatest fuckin’ experience, they’re eating mushrooms the whole time. Ol’ Dirty never shows up. I was like, Oh my god, this is fucking insane! The most fun I ever had. After shooting ends, they all leave to go on tour in Europe, but Ghost never would travel, because he had diabetes. So he checks into a hotel, and they said, ‘Yo Ghost, you watch Brett, and watch over that edit, man. White devil could fuck it up!” So, we’re in the edit room, and we call the group on speakerphone. And it’s the funniest thing, this is embedded in my memory. They’re all on the phone like, ‘White muthafuckin’ devil, man, tryin’ to rob us motherfucker!’ And Ghost is looking at me while on speakerphone, just winking at me like, I love you man! [laughs].”

“So three days into the edit, I get a call that Ghost had had been kicked out of like eleven hotels, and I’m like, ‘Why were you kicked out?’ He’s like, ‘I don’t know man, I got fucked up, and I just start breaking shit. Can you come get me? I got no place to stay.’ So I let him stay at my house. Suddenly my phone rings, and it’s Steve Rifkind, ‘Whats going on?’ I go, ‘Nothing, I’m just bringing Ghost over my house ’cause he got kicked out of the hotel.’ Then there’s silence on the other end of the phone. I say, ‘Whats wrong?’ He goes, ‘I gotta call you back.’ Five days later, he calls me up and goes, ‘Are you okay? Oh my God, you scared the shit outta me, man. How can you let this guy stay at your house? I don’t even let these guys know where I live!’ So a month goes by, and I would edit all day, and Ghost would just chill at my house until we finished. A month later, I’m with my girlfriend in the backyard, and the cat starts going fucking crazy and starts digging into the dirt. We dig up a bucket of fried chicken. Ghost buried a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in the backyard. How fuckin’ freaky is that?”

Notes and Ish’

• Gotta Love Playoff Baseball--Was at a bar learning how to play pool, when the Phillies came up to bat down by one with two outs. Ryan Howard comes up to bat with 2 on, 2-1 counts and then BAM….2 run double high off the fence…Phills Win. I know baseball is not the cool sport but nuffin’ can compete with October Baseball.
• College Basketball Kicks off this weekend…….Get Sum
• Word on the street is this divorce is going to get messy…..Dodgers owner and wife Frank and Jamie McCourt are getting divorce. That’s not really news but the twist is she could leverage the settlement and take the team from him. This could might as well end like Major League when the team would symbolize each late season run with ripping off the clothes of a cardboard cut-out of the owner…..and she doest look that bad, I’d watch-(Bet you she wont be sitting on his lap like that again…lol) Should be interesting btw there combined worth is 1.29 bill, This will get Funkier…Trust -->Dodger Divorce
• The funniest Redskin Clip….Ever--Redskin Video

THIS IS JUST A SMALL APPETIZER TO GET UR WEEKEND GOING. PLZ ENJOY

STRIKE FIRST-STRIKE HARD…..NO MERCY

-->NICE SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS----YEH RIGHT---THEY WILL ROCK YOU TO SLEEP!!!<-----

--->WORDS TO LIVE BY<-----

As I enjoyed another lovely commute on my 100 grand Limo aka Commuter Bus, I read in my trusty Express that Jackie Chan and Will Smith son Jayden were doing the Karate Kid over--{READ READ}. 1st thoughts---Hollywood Remakes are pretty lame and just how would the re-do the Cobra Kai. For those that don’t remember the Cobra Kaw were ‘ucking Thugs to the Nth degree. I mean in 2days time they would have been aired out the way they bullied poor like Daniel’son (think Columbine). Not even 20mins into the flick do the Cobra Kai strike. At the little beach party where Danny boy meets the uber hot Ali (aka Elizabeth Shue, who is also in my top 10 sleeper movies of the 2000’s Hollow Man) are just getting to know each other when the Cobra Kai roll-up. Now like most Bad gangs they roll-up in style---while other kids have bikes, the Cobra Kai have dirt bikes and banging ass theme music. Led by Johnny(highlight tape--

He just made my top 10 Actors of All-time with the Clip!!!!

they run the beach with an Iron Fist. They manage to smash Ali boombox, whip the dog piss out of Danny and then just leave the scene like fog. I mean I didnt get these guys full range of domination as a kid but I get it now…ohh boy do I get it. So the next few days or so..Danny goes to the Dojo where the Cobra Kai happen to train at…..Not Good. Now the Kai are led by there manic bad ass Sensi--You gotta peep his highlight tape--

Pure Evil----The guy El’s out one of his students…lol.

So after the Kai sees Danny Boy riding home on bike they manage to toss him down a f’ricking cliff--not a little hill but a cliff, they could have easily broke his neck….Damn Thugs. But But wait it gets worst….Danny flips the scripts them---while Johnny is in the bathroom at the costume party rolling a blunt (Sidenote---The Cobra Kai are equivalent to the Wu Tang Clan) so Danny flips a hose on and gets Johnny wet. Bad Move, the Kai manages to to track his ass down lay a biblical ass whipping on him---luckily a 70yr old Japanese drunk saves him!!! Only in Hollywood.

The Cobra Kai were thugs, outlaws rebel and to top it all they were Republicans….lol. it safe to say there they were the toughest sum-a-bythces ever in a Teen Kung-Fu movie…….

Since Time began there was one question that has never been answerd. Good or Evil...nope...40 or a Kegger. I was recently talking to my little brother and he mentioned they play a game called Edward 40 Hands. You tape a 40 to your hand and cat put it down until its empty. Gotta Love It. Lets see how it stacks up against the good ol' Kegger.

	40OZ	vs.	KEGGERS
Leaders	St. Ides,211 & assorted others		Bud, Coors etc.
Location	Urban=Predominantly Black and Latino Communities		White Colleges, White BBQ’s…any White Event..lol
Cost of Doing Business	2.00
Effects	Think about drinking 40oz of anything in one sitting---now add the poison of Malt Liq.….your talking fights, increased rapping and philosophical skills.		Usually leads to drunk Frat fights and drunk white girls flashing
Efficiency	For under $5 you could get 80z of pure bliss		Alot of foam in a red plastic cup

An epic battle of brews. I’m kind of torn, I grew up on 40oz, shyt when you don’t have any money, $2 for a 40 of 211 = Good Math. Now Keggers are a a whole diff. animal, it’s very social and engaging--hello she’s doing a fricking Keg Stand on her wedding day but for me nuffin beats 40oz of cold Malt Liq…….

This is a new Column where we will utilize my World Class Interview skills by interviewer those on the edge of greatness in the entertainment, literary, political arenas. Look out for this Column to really expand and jump-off.

In the Virgin Entry(insert joke here) we interview, famed and critically acclaimed author Richard Mccrae. Richard joined us to discuss and breakdown his new book Fallen.

KFC tests out new artery-clogging burger to rave reviews in America's heartland
By Chris Parry, Vancouver Sun
August 21, 2009 3:01 PM
The creation features a dollop of the Colonel's secret sauce wrapped in a slice of both Pepperjack Cheese and Swiss Cheese, between two slices of bacon and two filets of KFC original recipe chicken that serve as the 'bread' of the burger.
That's right - instead of bread, you get breaded chicken. Multiplied by two.
The Double Down is generally considered to be a big success thus far in the areas it has been tested, with management at a KFC outlet in Omaha Nebraska telling Australian reporters that the 'sandwich' had exceeded expectations.
The figures below are only an estimate based on nutritional information listed for individual ingredients on the KFC website, as well as ingredients that closely resemble others not listed, and data provided by nutritional watchdog groups based on generic brands, so should be taken (if you'll excuse the pun) with a grain of salt.
But if our figures hold true, and KFC won't confirm they don't, the Double Down is more caloriffic than the Wendy's Triple with Everything and Cheese (1700 mg sodium, 960 calories, 26 gms of fat), the Burger King Stacker Quad (1770 sodium, 1020 calories, 69 gms of fat), and compares closely to the fat, salt and calorie totals of three McDonalds Big Macs put together (3060 sodium, 1620 calories, 87 gms fat).

->Ummmmm where do we go from here……Ok, real talk this is the sandwhich they really wanted Oprah to endorse….reallly, could you imagine the frenzy of her passing out samples of this on her show right after a segment with there resident doctor. His head would explode like the guy from the Clayton Bigsby Chappelle skit. Real talk , this is like death masquerading as fast food, this is worst then the conditions of THE JUNGLE by Upton Sinclair.This could be the 1st bullet in the Great Supreme Chicken Battle of 2009 and beyond. My inside sources tell me Popeyes is planning something some called the 2-G (2000 calories, 2000mg of sodium) After all that, I gotta try one….lol

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE SKRIPP KLUB GODDEL!!!

 

 

 

DONT BEND’OVA JUST KEEP DANCING

What a quote…it has to be up there with “Free at Last…Thank God Almighty…were Free at Last" by MLK and “Yippike Kaya M**herf*&&^” by John-John Mclain as the most thought provoking quotes the last 50 years. The above mentioned quoted is by Jermaine Dupri, he of Kriss Kross, Da Brat, Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson fame.

Why would JD such a memorable quote, well the answer starts at a Strip Club in Vegas for 2007 NBA All-Star game weekend. Let me set the scene for you: 1000 black males, 150 of the most yummiest dancers about 300 cash of actual cash on hand, liquor and loud rap music---sounds like a Republican Happy Hour…lol. Now at this event Adam Pacman Jones manages to Make it Rain…..naw… he’s Making Rizzzzain. Take a Look at the BSPN Clip.

First thing it still trips me out when stiff people say “make it rain”, did u the struggle on her face when she said it. Anyways the video was simply entertaining. Like did you see the joy on Nelly’s face when Pacman gave him 15k just to make it rain, BTW-I was never a fan of Nelly music but between Tip Drill and this, we can hangout. The beauty of the video is the reality that they threw 100k in cash out. Think about that…….Cash, not check, credit card or money order-CASH. I mean Pac was just throwing that doe away. I compare it to taking a roll of toilet paper and breaking it off sheet by sheet and just walking around your house and just tossing it in the air!!!

So what the outrage, the outrage is Black Males. Yes this isn’t about the money this isn’t about the lovely dancers, this is about Black Males. BSPN makes a killing of the demonization of Black Athletes. How much press did Jeremy Mayfield get for driving 150mph while high on Meth, or Jared Allen getting 2 DUI or maybe the Patriot starting Offensive Lineman selling 1000’s of Oxycontin then snitching on his connect. Not Much… Let deal with reality here…that what we do at Da Wicked, Pacman is a trouble maker but in his defense he only been convicted of a misdemeanor, hell I know Catholic Priest more Gangsta then that. This type of events will scare the hale out of middle age white America and upper crust suburban Blacks. That’s ok, that’s to be expected think about it, Black Strip Clubs are called Strip Club (go figure) White Strip Clubs are called Gentle Men Clubs, NBA is willing to go up against the Supreme Court to up the age limit  to keep black males out the league-Pro Tennis encourages you to turn pro at 13. Do you want to guess the percentage of black males in Pro Tennis. These are just facts…..Da Wicked is Da leader in the Race of Reality.

Yes I am an unapologetic fan of Strip Club’s, have been since my older brother started taking us at 18. The real crime is BSPN unjust coverage. Athletes' have always and will continued to live above the law a little, that what happens when you been coddle since you was 13 and get paid millions for catching a ball. You know what- all this negative talk has made me parched….who ready to Make it Rizzzzan!!!

2 classic example’s

of “Ni^*a Wake-Up

Moment”

The Bryant Park Project, June 11, 2008 · Mississippi integrated its public schools in 1970, but segregation still haunts parts of the culture. One example of this could be found at Charleston High School. The Delta town had maintained a system of separate proms — organized privately — for black and white students.
As far back as 1997, actor Morgan Freeman, a Charleston local, offered to pay for the dance if everyone could go. This year, officials finally accepted the offer. A Canadian film crew led by Paul Saltzman documented the event for the upcoming Prom Night in Mississippi.---HBO check tv menu.



http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre...7/harvard.html
Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., one of the nation's pre-eminent African-American scholars, was arrested Thursday afternoon at his home by Cambridge police investigating a possible break-in. The incident raised concerns among some Harvard faculty that Gates was a victim of racial profiling.
Police arrived at Gates’s Ware Street home near Harvard Square at 12:44 p.m. to question him. Gates, director of the W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research at Harvard, had locked himself out of his house and was trying to get inside.
He was booked for disorderly conduct after “exhibiting loud and tumultuous behavior,” according to the Cambridge police log.

Wow what can I say…….I really hope you lame ass -think you made it cause you live in the ‘burbs type read and understand it can happen to you!!!!!

Match-Up 

	Dough Boy	vs.	O’ Dogg
Description	Hard, Caring and Introspective	>	Young Black and don’t give a S*i%!!
Hair	Semi-Dry Jherri Curl	<	Mini Plats
Occupation	Semi-Drug Dealer, Philosopher	<	Semi- Drug Dealer, Car Thief and other ill stuff
Quote	“take your ass to the store”, “turn your punk-a*s around”  “either they don’t know or don’t care what going on in the hood”	>	“I don’t think God gives a s&^t”",  “I don’t give a s+*t who out there, ill kill anybody”
Biggest Hit	Killed the chumps who killed his brother Ricky--damn Ricky got 700 on his SAT’s too.	>	Killed the Liq. store clerks, killed the chumps who killed Harold, Killed a Dope Fiend, damn i think I’m running out of space here.

This is the closest match up ever, in a digital photo finish …..ugghhh. Damn I don’t know???? On one hand O’dogg was just a marvel of a character. Young, Black and didn’t give a you know, the opening scene he kills the liq. store clerk for talking about his mother. If that wasn’t enuff he showed the tape to everybody in the neighbor hood. Dough on the other hand didn’t just kill to kill, he was a more thought provoking killer. Damn this is like asking to choose your favorite Child.  Too Close to Call

What a Waste!!

I was reading my literary inspiration  Bill Simmons Mail Bag, he broached a topic of wasted potential. He named : Eddie Murphy, Whitney,Doc Gooden, Mike Tyson

I brought this topic up with my brother who adamantly argued that Eddie did not waste his talent. He noted the Bev.Hills Cop Trilogy(we all know 3 was a waste of dvd space) and such 90’s movies like Vampire in Brooklyn & Distinguished Gentlemen. After such a compelling argument, we have to scratch Eddie of the the list-Note: later that day he told he thought Metro was a top 5 cop movie and Mike Rapport is a top 5 white actor’s--.

Whitney, he says she gets a ten year clearing of her record  due to the Bobby Brown. What a talent, movie star look, awesome voice but couldn’t get past Bobby and his web.

Doc, we didn’t really get a chance to see his prime. I have to do more research on him but most of the so called experts say he could have been a top 3 pitcher of all-time.

Mike is Mike, I’m a Mike apologist. He was used his whole life he still the most exciting sports entertainer ever…in my eyes

That was the 80’s, my era was the 90’. The 3 people that came to my mind were Martin and Lauryn Hill & Tmac.

MARTIN

 

 

 

 

 

 

Martin was something to behold in the early 90’s. On Def Comedy Jams - he was pure energy. He was a master of comedy-funny, smart and could work a crowd. You So Crazy wasn’t just a comedy routine it was a tour de force. I can still recite every joke to this day. I’m guessing You So Crazy had the same effect as Raw and Delirious for the prior generation (34-45). The tv show,,,,what a show…Top 5 of all time and made Blacks relevant again in my eyes. The show even 2day still holds up (which in my eyes is the mark of gr8ness). So what did Martin do with all his talent, well after the smash Bad Boy he’s found on the LA Freeway jogging in a hoody and waving a gun screaming Fight the Power. As Rick James would say “Cocaine is a hell’uva drug”. I think that event led to the spark in his brain that said..uck being funny lets get paid. This led to such gems as Big Mama House, 1st Knight, Welcome Home Roscoe Jones and the legendary Wild Hogs. Most Blacks are Martin apologist and deny this epic fall-off but I love the guy to much to allow him to get away with not becoming the Legend he had the potential to be….

TMAC

Tmac is the most fluid ballplayer I ever graced my eyes on. 6’8 with stupid long arms, incredible jumping skills..there nuffin’ he couldn’t do on the court. Tmac had the type of talent that could party all night, twist up 2 shorties, miss shoot-around, not eat all day and then score 35pts in the game. I’ve seen this cat score 50 pts on the Wiz and miss 12 free throws.  So what did he do with all this talent…he manged to never get out of the 1st round in the offs’. He managed to barely play a full a season. Tmac is a nice guy, he fights for Darfur and other charities but he lacks the passion to be one of the best. He has the physical tools Kobe could dream off but he lacks the passion and focus Kobe does.

LAURYN HILL

 

L-boogie….had it all……and I mean it all. Model looks, could sing, one of the illest mc’s, could write music, act, already a world mega star with about 10mill copies sold and then……Simply Shorty became a Nut. There’s no other way around it. I don’t know what I could suspect she had  men issue but who knows…..The Biggest Waste!!!

 

50th Law

This is the perfect blend…..think of Peanut Butter and Jelly, Henny and Coke. 50, the most powerful rapper and Robert Greene my favorite author of such books as 48 laws of Power and Art of Seduction. I’ve been waiting for this book for about 3 years, it going to be a compelling read to see how 50 ties the principles to his domination in the rap world.  Ya’ll been Warned!!!

Wed 09/09/09 Washington, DC, Howard University--peep that date

 

NOTES AND ISH’

• Damn I miss Coral---She pure unadulterated Bitch on Wheels
  

 

• Maybe it’S me but I could give 2 Salt and Vinegar Richards about NASA begging for money to go to Mars. Do U know how much those damn mission cost---Hundreds of Millions. Here’s an idea, we have the technology to fly to Mars but still making cars that need gas to run……Interesting…..Uck NASA

BANGA OF THE WEEK

I had the Pod on shuffle and Who Shot Ya’ came blaring thru the TV. An incredible song in it own right but I was on a mission to find the sample they used to freak it…..You see that my obsession with Hip-Hop, it not just the song, the lyrics it the beat and how they crafted the beat. So after i did some digging or better yet ripping up You Tube, I found the song. And what a song it is, 1971 The Masquerade is Over by David Porter. The real treasure of the song is just how many beats come from it, The Rza alone chopped up 2 joints on it. Take a listen to one of the most funky sampled songs ever, Find the Sample If U Can….Fluid

Songs Sampled

      

     

      

While your waiting for the moments that never come!!!

 

 

The Only One’s

Aww the haziness of summer is upon us…..We yearn for the sunny mornings where you can sleep under the window and that gentile summer breeze…..Also time for vacation, mainly for the 1st family. Will it be Camp David, maybe Hawaii…Decision..Decision!!!. We’ll if early reports are true the 1st fam will be chilling at the Hamptons. I’m not really shocked, it’s a typical hangout for Black Dems. The Clintons and Kennedy will also be in surrounding areas--if they need some weak liberal tea time. As you can sense from the potency of my words, I’m not a huge fan of the played out Hamptons. A little background on the Hamps for those who think it just started getting popular after PDiddy party: “In 1912, a former slave named Charles Shearer opened the first summer inn in Oak Bluffs that catered specifically to black patrons. Only a few dozen blacks visited the island at the time, but over the years Oak Bluffs has become the summer meeting place for scores of what could be called the Only Ones—black professional and social elites who travel in worlds where they’re often the only black person in the room. The Only Ones typically break into fields or companies that admit few blacks, move into neighborhoods where few blacks live, and send their kids to mostly white schools. They are not running from their own—they’re chasing after the best they can get. They aren’t assimilationist”they’re ascensionist.” 

Very interesting, I know some of these Only Ones..or should I say I know the type. There usually the fairer skin blacks, very proper, smart, most of the guys date white woman and do serious hard drugs i.e. more then weed. The girls are gorgeous, smart and very very freaky. In fact we had a group called Jack & Jill similar to them. They would constantly try to “recruit” me and my family to join there pseudo gang. One way or another we never joined them, I Guess we were too Hip-Hop for them. As i get older I’m still too hip-hop for them but I do see there point a little clearer. Chris Rock said it best..”I Love Black People, I cant stand Niggaz”.

That’s the Dilemma I face. I’m part of a New Wave of Black Intellect that’s smart, edgy & knows how to thrive and communicate with other cultures. We grew up listening to Biggie, Jay, Nas and Pac…watching movies like Menace, Juice, Goodfellas, Do the Right Thing and X. Were smart, dominant, quick tongued with a dash of hip-hop. Were like Jedi’s, caught in between the word of Black upper crust yet were not corny and insidious. UGGGh.

Getting back to the story at hand, who really gives a ish’ where the 1st family stays for there million dollar a week summer vacation. Most of us, work our asses the whole summer just to maintain and maybe take some small mini vacations. You see the fundamental difference is rarely color or other topical things….it’s the Elitist Attitude.  I guess I wont be invited to Puffy’s Linen Party Now!!!

Another Week, Another One Drops

Just last week I presented the formula for happiness, If your under 60 and Rich..Don’t get married. Simple rule, no if and or but’s about it. Do they listen, Do they heed the jewels I’m dropping ….NO. Just this week, Gov. Stanford of the fine Palmetto state of South Carolina, called a press conf. admitting to an affair. Now this isn’t really is breaking news but how the whole thing unraveled is very very interesting. Stanford is a father of 4 (wow the kids look like they could be in the 60’s rock group The Animals-

Anyways his wife is a Heiress to the Skil Power Tool empire…another words she caked up and probably bankrolled most of his campaigns.  Ok, so he’s a republican that heavily pushes the whole Christian faith base initiative, in fact he was on the track to run in 2012 ticket. So how does he show his love for wife and family, He sneaks out on plane to Argentina to see his mamacita--and of all the weekend’s-- Father Day….lol. That’s str8 Mack and Playa ‘ish. I have a few points of Beef with the whole situation:

1. Man your side-piece can’t be in damn Argentina, are you telling me you couldn't find a Argentina-like honey in S. Carolina
2. Don’t ever…and i mean leave a paper trail. Didn’t we learn anything from the Enron cats shredding docs and more importantly Kwame Killypatrick (the big homey kept it real tho). Peep Gov. oops I mean Playa Don Sanford emails to Shorty (Full Love Emails). Here’s a small excerpt "Despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you," he writes in another one. (I wonder what head he’s referring to…lol!) and lastly “Send you millions of kisses that will last till we get in touch again. best wishes from the deepest of my heart.P.S.: I don’t want to put the genius (sic) back in the bottle because I truly believe in freedom. I never gave you sexual details but now you don’t need to imagine you can close your eyes and just remember. I’ll do the same.” (Is genius the new word for cock…lol, btw way do you know what S. Carolina symbol is……GameCocks…..LOL)
3. We’ll not really a beef, but the fact that you ain’t even tell no one in your staff, where you went to. Nobody, you don’t have no good friends on your staff that you could have told. I don’t mind cheating (more on this later) but the irresponsibility of leaving your state high and dri(sp) like the cheap deodorant is not cool.
4. Ok, last Beef, cut all that Christian Value stuff out. In his presser he constantly mentions Christian this and Bible references. In fact he goes as far as compare himself with the Might King David--Bible's King David - “who continued to lead after sleeping with another man's wife, Bathsheba. "What I find interesting is the story of David, and the way in which he fell mightily ... but then picked up the pieces and built from there,". This is the GOP problem, all these lames cheating, asking for gay sex…and then screaming the Christian values shyt is a joke--You acting on your own behalf..enjoy it.
                                    
   

Where do we go from here…Who knows and who cares. People… Guys think about one thing….from about the age of 9 to the day we die, we think of one thing. Its that simple, screw money, screw sports, screw cars and everything else. Here the damn governor of of one of the biggest states in union, his wife is paid, he got a nice family and he still cheats….This is bigger then everything!!!!! I don’t think he should resign.  I think he should write a book called Disgraced Christian Values.Once again….Fellas if your under 60 & Rich don't get married.!!!

It’s really Amazing what Religion will do to ya??

I recently had a conversation with the most special lady in the world, my NANA.  this was on one of the 1st convos we’ve ever had were i felt like we was just rapping and chilling, not a lot of religious talks etc. She’s a master public speaker and communicator, between her and my parents my mouth game was ordained to be top notch. In saying that, Black Religion is out of control, once gain the little thing called Fear has reared it ugly head again. Blacks and the whole Gay thing are just taboo. Here’s what one “chuuuch” is doing to correct that problem--

                          

I’m almost speechless, but it never cease to amaze people. The stupidly and fear is insane. The kid and  I say kid cause he not 18 yet, probably at this point almost believes what’s going on is helpful. My stomach is in knots watching this clip, where the kids family, look at the faces of the followers even they seem shocked but don’t do anything. For once I’m speechless and no I’m not saying all  black churches are like this but usually more are then not. I think this church should have Playboy Gov. Sanford over for some “Lying of the Hands”

White Mans Burden

I’ve always felt that Eminem and Justin Timberlake should hook-up and do a song called White Mans Burden talking about the hate they get breaking into “black music”….it would be a smash of epic proportions. Hale they drop a World Tour, Concert Dvd’s that would be huge, Aretha Franklin Huge. Well apparently the Supreme Court beat EM and Timberlake to the punch. In a case heard and tried this week a Uconn firefighter was ruled to be a victim of “Reverse Racism” in a getting a promotion. Now I’m not going to bore you with the details but “Reverse Racism” is a very interesting concept and idea. One part of me says “GTFOH”..the less emotional side says I’m sure this practice goes on more then we think. One must akin it to the hate the Lakers get, White Men are probably more in-wardly hated for there position on the food chain, same as the Lakers. Now, lets make one thing clear, it’s virtually impossible for a minority to be Racist or participate in the practice of Reverse Racism by simple definition of the word. Racism is defined as controlling someone's destiny. Very rare do minorities have a position of power to control others destiny. 

MJ

I woke up smiled at the Man in the Mirror, Feeling edgy I called shorty over told her I wanna be starting something, she told me to Beat It, So I did…HeHE

The real beauty of music is everyone can enjoy it and it can place you at a point and time. Mike defined the the word Crossover---white, black etc all loved and enjoyed his music. I personally was a fan of his work in the 70’s, in fact I think Off the Wall was a much better album then Thriller but Thriller is you know Thriller. My sister called me to tell me that Mike got touched, you could hear the sadness in her voice. She was visibly upset and weeping. It not like she bought a Mike Cd in the last 15yrs but it was like part of her youth was gone. Mike was and is the King, there no maybe’s. It like when you ask comedians who the best…black, white all say Pryor. That that…..he’s The King.

       My Top 4 Mike Joints

                                     MAYBE TOMMOROW

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         ALL THAT I GOT IS YOU

        

               Mike voice and depth was incredible. Ghost is the most thought provoking MC ever, you feel every emotion when he rhymes.

                     BEN                   

I’ve gone on record saying this is the most special love song. The depth, the humility, the openness in his voice is paramount, add that up to the fact that he’s only 13 when he sings it. One of the very few songs that brings me close to tears when I hear & I don’t even know why….

      JAM         

MJ, MJ23 at his zenith add a verse from Heavy D and a cameo by Kris Kross and you got Jam. Peep, the 6min mark, where MJ tries to teach MJ23 how to dance. Amazing how an athlete like Jordan is so robotic and stiff while Mike Jack is fluid and smooth as as a baby ass.

Shake your Body

Pure energy, the grove is funky, Mike is feeling it, the dance take the track to another level. This is feel good music, this it raw defined Energy!!!!

Sad to see Mike go but his catalog is sick, for all the youngins this is why Youtube was invented. Enjoy True Undisputed Gr8ness

 

Match-Up

Sad to see Ed Mcmahon go, happy to see Flav get ready for another season on Flavor of Love. I was thinking there 2 of the biggest Second Bannans in entertainment history. The question remains who’s the better 2nd Chiquita. BTW is it me or bananas always on sale…never mind…Tale of the Tape..

	Ed Mcmahon	vs	Flavor Flav
Catch Phrase	Heeeere’s Johnnnny!!!	=	Yeeeeeeh Boy!!!!
Lead Banana	Johnny Carson	<	Chuck D
Biggest Solo Deal	Star Search	>>	Delishis Backyard…2nd 911 a Joke (distant)
Biggest Fall-off	Ed rapping for some doe via Free Credit Report	=	The short lived UPN TV show-Under 1 Roof….brutal

 

                                    911 is Joke!!!                                   

                                

                                Ed McMahon Raps  

Sorry Ed, Flavvvvooor Flav got this one hands down. Even though your work on Star Search get’s mostly overlooked, your were a Hollywood Legend. Flav,…well Flav was the ultimate 2nd banana to one of the most influential rap groups ever plus his work on Flavor of Love and the bagging of Delishis is some reality I never thought I see.!!

Notes and Ish’

• I Hate (I know it’s a strong word) Manassas, VA

• If I don’t move I’m going to go Kimberly from Melrose Place just before she blew up the complex crazy. This place is draining my creative juices. You have to be leery of a place who’s main attraction is the State of the Art Crystal Meth Lab..!!!!

 

• Another tidbit of this forsaken place, Last week marked the 16th anniversary of the Lorena & John Bobbit incident, you remember when she after a so called rape cut his member off….and guess where that happened, Yup Manassas….you can't make this ‘ish up if you tried.

 

• Hearing and reading about Cali financial problem leads me to think one thing…… You voted the Terminator as your leader….really the Terminator. What did you expect to happen!!!!

 

• Don’t know if you have been following the the largest  DC embezzlement case. Quick Review; Harietta Walters worked for the DC Tax office and managed to embezzle 48mil. Now that’s not the funny part of the story, the funny part is the  items the feds took from her house after her arrest. Items included 100 pieces of jewelry, 90 designer handbags, 18 watches a new Benz and the best one yet-- a silver Iguana figurine. If I was blind and you read this story to me, I’m sure I would have guessed she was Black.  Gotta Love It!!!

 

Banga of the Week

My good buddy twitter me the Anything Remix by SWV and Wu-Tang. What a song, another 90’s girl group that was damn solid was Xscape. Signed to So-So Def, they had a string of hits culminating with my favorite one..Who Can I Run To. It’s funny cause I was talking with my good buddy about the BET Awards & former member-Tiny new tv show. She’s T.I. Baby Mama and I guess that warrants a show now. I don’t know why they broke up or what there doing now but this song is classix. Added Bonus, I found the original song(Jones Girls)…What you thought they were the 1st--To be honest I think Xscape did it better….No Ideas Original

          

 

Enjoy your 4th of July…

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