Just some weekend leftovers for ya’. After you enjoy the nice day outside doing whatever it is that you do, View Da Wicked and Relax!!!
I Guess this is the opposite
of the Charles Hamilton
Event
The Gr8est Interviewer
Ever!!!!
Pimpin ain't Easy.....but
getting your butt kicked
sure is Fun!!
Mike Jordan(from BGOL
thread)
Well, during the 1993 season, the Bulls were playing against the Bullets and Mike was guarding a LaBradford Smith This young player who for one night was greater than Michael Jordan. This young upstart managed to drop 37 on Jordan and one could easily assume that His Airness was taking a night off defensively because he was a monster at stopping opposing players. Or, maybe Smith was just greater than Jordan, depends how you want to look at it. The game is close and the Bulls won, but Jordan is furious that Smith had the temerity to embarrass the greatest like that. Even the win wasn’t enough to appease Jordan’s fury, and by a quirk of the scheduling the two teams would meet again the next night! After the game MJ vowed to teammates that he was going to get back all 37 points Smith dropped on him by the first half! Adding a further flapping red cape in front of the angry Bull, Jordan claimed that Smith also taunted him after his seminal performance with the words: “Nice game, Mike.” Telling all who would listen that LaBradford trashed him. Everybody believed Jordan, the Bullets and Bulls players, while Smith never denied the fact that he taunted him. The legend grew with Washington players passing on the tale at how LaBradford zinged the greatest basketball player of all time. So, the scene was set the next night when the two combatants would face each other again and Jordan was almost true to his word – he ‘only’ scored 36 points in the first half, with a jumper rimming out as the second quarter came to an end. Want to know the best part of this tale? Are you ready for the twist at the end of the story? Jordan made up the fact that Smith had trashed him, in fact Smith never said a word, but MJ needed further inspiration to school LaBradford so told everyone that he was disrespected. Amazing. ------I vividly remember this game, this was pure total destruction of one man. The beauty of the demolishing was it was only like 3 lay-ups, the rest Jumpers------
F-Bombs for Everybody
If i see one more Ed Hardy shirt....that ‘ish is wack str8 up, How in the hale does this ‘ish run for $138.
I want some Gator Skin Croc's
I’m already training and stacking for Super Bowl in MIA and NBA All-Star Game @ Dallas.....shyt will be Amazing
Grown men should at no point Drive a Volkswagens sans there SUV….Period
I’ve been hearing about this Shorty for a minute. Her name is Rye-Rye and she’s from Bmore- she signed to M.I.A label. Maybe she can bring Bmore to the forefront (they been sleeping for too long). BTW, at the 3:20 mark is the Crazy Legs and true to God my good buddy Herb C was doing that in 1999 in Bmore Clubs…….
Tools that will get you
more Fluid
This is a new section where I will preview and give you some products that will get you to your dream of “Living the Fluid Life”
Evernote-If your as scattered as me in my daily campaign of trying to get as much Time as one can handle, then this program is for ‘ya. In a nutshell it works like digital Post It notes. I was thinking of my good buddy Butta and his lovely wife Jessica. They have a grease board that basically is there brain to keeping up with all there kids practices, recitals etc. In the Fluid world- Evernote integrates all there dates and times via digital-notes and you can even email the notes to each other. Fluid!!!!!
Digsby-Don’t be that guy…..You know that guy who holding out----saying I refuse to join Facebook and Twitter. I know a few who are left—wink to my brother and sister--- I had to covert my good buddy Charley to get a Facebook account and now he cant stop…lol Well for those who have switched from rotary phones to cell phones, Digsby is the perfect weapon for ya. Digsby is the Wal-Mart for all your Social and Instant Messages. The clear and bright interface brings all of your contacts in one screen plus some nice email options..Fluid!!!!
Weekend Banger
Maybe one of the most angelic,alluring and well composed song ever….no more needs to be said. Peep the 3:20 mark, you may recognize that from the Goodfellas scene where feds starting finding the bodies Jimmy dumps after the Lufthansa Heist…
Enjoy….its a
Celebration…
…..
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
For long time readers and acolytes should know my stance on Churches and the Black Race. Well those two dogmatic ignorant pair have teamed up and reared it ugly head again. Let me preface the story a little. In the grand territory known as DC aka Chocolate City, there's an ongoing feud between Gay's and Black(go figure). Apparently some black constituents are very opposed to Gay Marriages. What's even more disturbing is the Mega churches that are fueling the fire with more separatism and hate. One of the leaders is Harry Jackson. Jackson is a so called “Conservative Bishop” scum who is fueling this fire of hatred. This story has 3 of the things I cant stand most...Black Peoples Ignorance Fear/Conservative Tactics &Scum of the Earth turned Amazing Grace singing Crooked Ass Church Folk. Even the in-defeatable Marion Barry chimed his $800 derby in. Barry -- “A few weeks ago Marion Barry promised that Ward 8 would lead a "Civil War" against gay marriage in the District. Some of us found his comments not only repulsive, but preposterous. A cot damn Civil War cause they want to get married......really. Sure this is a topic for discussion—hey that just reality, this country is about 200 years behind on most civil/social progressive ideas.....Hello Interracial Marriages were only legal about 40 years ago. The thing that rubs me wrong is... Why are we fighting this Issues so agressively when there so many more important and pressing ones. For instance- HIV, Deplorable Education, 3rd World Living Conditions etc. In fact I spent almost 3yrs in Ward 8- Marion Barry's district and I can honestly say It was the greatest social experiment I've ever experienced. That's saying a lot considering I was born and bred in a the Ultimate Science Project-Columbia, Md and still considered a top 8 place to live-http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bplive/2008/snapshots/PL2419125.html. But nothing can compared to Ward 8---I mean your talking about a place that just got there 1st Super Market less then 3yrs ago. Think about that, before that people had to shop at Mom and Pop stores where the prices are jacked up and the quality of food is avg. to poor. Crime---I don't even want to fully hit that chamber but all I can say is, In a 3 block walk from my spot to the Metro- you will see no less then 4 cops cars and yet the Crime is still going up like Oprah Chicken Intake. In saying all these things, it still has some of the most hardworking compassionate people I ever encountered. So why is there so much venom for Gay marriages. It has to be deep rooted in the overall fear and conservativeness of Black People. A topic that I have battled and discussed in great length in previous award winning Blog. For all our flavor and bravado were so afraid of change and so fearful. If the confused Republican Party is listening—this is a golden opportunity to slide in and capture a huge segment of the much needed black vote. If the Republican can capture the dazed and confused unintelligent Church Folk they will be on there way back to prominence.......... Twitter me Mike Steele---http://twitter.com/hard2xplain
Oh My MY MY MYLANTA--- As a write to ya on the eve of the West Conf. Finals, the Lakers Hate is growing by the billions. First it was Sir Charles, Mark Jack and the 10yr stiff known as Timmy Legler all picking Denver to beat us. Hell even the Sports America nationwide poll had the Nuggs beating us. No I can be the first to admit, the Rockets series was madly frustrating. But the playoffs are all about match-up and to be honest the rocks just matched up with us damn good. Think about it like a knuckle ball pitcher against Barry Bonds. The 1st few times at bat the knuckle ball baffles the batter—it moves very and awkward and funky than a regular pitch. Soon the Batter adjusts and the knuckle pitcher gets his ass rocked.....note: no knuckle pitcher has ever won a Cy Young or consistently won 20 games. In saying that, the Nuggs just don't match-up good with the Lakes. The formula for beating the Lakes is tried and true---quick pg who can penetrate like a Catholic Priest at the YMCA.
Well after 2 games with the Chix Nuggets------it officially a Dog Fight. Both games have been a draw with the Lakes winning game 1 due to the singular brilliance of Bean. The overall tenor of the game was incredible. I took in the game at my local watering hole and the game was so intense that I had to explain the game to a hot dirty blond why I was standing up and cheering so loud. It so fun explaining the game to dirty blonde's------. Game 2 was the roller-coaster of all games. Lakes played with energy and gusto obtaining a 15 pt lead. Like typical Lakes they 'uckin give up the lead and get into a back and forth battle. The Nuggs played tuff and hung-on for the win......This team is so damn frustrating...Frustratinglike being on the 4th date and still waiting on a Blow-Job FFFrustrating!! Whats ever more upsetting is Phil Jack game management and substitution pattern. I know it sac-religious to bang on Phil but 'uck that—nobody can escape Da Wicked's Wrath. Here's some of Phil blunders
1.Andrew Bynum conundrum-- Bynum was having a killer 1st half in game 2, got some quick fouls and Phil didn't play him the whole second half.
2.Fisher is playing like Joan Rivers out there, clearly he shouldn't be getting more then 12min a game. Our best option is Farmar and Brown getting the bulk of the minute's—and I know he loves Fish steadiness and experience so he could start him 1st and 4th qtr.
3.Use those Cot-Damn timeouts- For some strange odd reason were getting off to uber slow starts. Phil like the team to figure out there problems and correct them, well by the time they figure it out were down 13points.
The Lakers are a flawed team...there's no denying that but they are also the most talented. To go into Denver and win a game will take a Herculean effort,,,a total team effort combined with focus, heart and cohesion. Maybe it is fun to stay at the YMCA
Notesand Ish'
I thought was hilarious--Go download some porn and test the theory-- I ask you 1 question....1 question...What in the hale happened to Jack Black, Will Ferrel and Ben Stiller career. I these guys ushered in a whole new style of dark dirty comedies but the previews of there latest flicks look like garbage. Jack got that new Middle Ages joint that looks like a train wreck. He had such promise--Shallow Hal was genius. Will Ferrel new joint looks beyond garbage. Like he must just got divorced or a bad coke habit and said iIneed money lets make a movie. The saddest has to be Ben Stiller drop-off. I mean this guy scribed and starred in such classix as Cable Guy,Duplex and Something about Mary. I think he's the classix example of getting old and saying 'uck it--let me get paid. Almost to same degree of what Martin Lawrence did. I mean that guy would have cracked the top 5 of all time Funny Guys but was derailed by such stinkers as Big Mama House 1 & 2 and Road Trip ( hey do you think he sneaked a peak of Raven Simone Rack while filming....oh my... she so bubbly)
As I enjoyed a free shot of Jose----no not Spanish but the Tequila ,the Brian Kinney Floyd interview came on. Floyd was so hype and agitated it made me wish and ponder the potential Fight of the Decade.....Floyd v. Paq-man. If......I mean when it Happens.......I have to take my Dad to Vegas to see it.
I think it's safe to say....I hate all TNT shows
Big Ups to to my buddy Lance--we were enjoying some Corona outside and he told me to youtube this clip-----. Rappers getting banged out by girls.............Damn I miss the Early NWA and Dre and Snoop Days---
Weekly Banger
She was a good heap of metal--sleek-smart and very dependable. Sadly my car went to that junkyard in the sky... In memory of her 245k miles....we going to play quite possibly the Gr8est Church Song Ever......
The energy of the scene is insane. I think it's the feeling I'm gonna have when the Lakers hoist that trophy in a few weeks....Gone
It's been a minute but it's going down in a major way...Lets Go
Every One of the 3 Major Religion has some point or another deemed Pigs as nasty un-eatable food. Yet our ignorance and un-justifiable use of religion for our own personal use has continued to live hand in hand with the other white meat......DAT PORK.
Jewish and Islamic Views-http://www.bamfield.eu/religion.php The Jewish and Islamic religions view pigs as unclean, prohibiting not only the consumption of pork products but contact with the animals. In Leviticus 11.1-47, there is a range of dietary rules and specifications concerning forbidden animals, birds and fish/shellfish. Only meat from animals with split hooves that chew the cud could be eaten. Pigs were excluded explicitly because they did not chew the cud (Lev.11.7). Other unclean animals include camels and hares, blood-based products, and shellfish, eels, bats, birds of prey and seagulls also cannot be eaten.
For Muslims, pork, fanged beasts of prey, blood products, and some types of sea creatures are regarded as impermissible. Unlike Judaism, camel can be eaten. For both religions, there are issues about the way meat has been sourced and prepared, the purposes for which this has been done, and necessary rituals, non-observance of any of which may make its consumption impermissible.
There have been a number of different views about the reasons why these religions have deemed certain foods, including pig, as unclean or impermissible. The dietary rules can be seen purely as divine laws, which need no explanation or logic and emphasize our subservience: this leaves open the reason as to why specific items have been deemed are impermissible. Items like pork or shellfish may cause health problems in hot climates and it may seem logical to forbid their consumption to reduce any risk to health. It seems more likely that the rationale involves the food chain: pigs and seagulls forage and one can never know precisely what they have eaten.
The Christian View of Pigs
Leviticus, Chapter 11http://www.nccbuscc.org/nab/bible/leviticus/leviticus11.htm “The LORD said to Moses and Aaron,
the hare, which indeed chews the cud, but does not have hoofs and is therefore unclean for you; and the pig, which does indeed have hoofs and is cloven-footed, but does not chew the cud
and is therefore unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their dead bodies you shall not touch; they are unclean for you.
There it is in bold text for you faux religious cats who scream there keeping it real. So what do we do.....We continue to eat and mangle with the beast and.... Bam The Swine Flu thing drops. We usually don't learn before it too late, do you real think it a coincidence that the religeion ban swine...Hello Moses lived to be like 900....Think About It.!!!!Now I'm sure Swine Flu is being over hyped sort of like a 1998 P-Diddy Birthday Bash but the impact is still huge. So keep your sanitizer and soap close and don't eat at Taco Bell and you will be fine.
Stop Sleeping on Me!!
I send this dart directly to my good buddy Mikey P. Whenever you try to get him up before 2pm, it an epic un-yielding vigorous exercise in futility. But maybe we were wrong all along, according to this articl~http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090423.wsleep0423/BNStory/Science/: Smug early birds take note: Night owls actually have more mental stamina than those who awaken at the crack of dawn, according to new research. It kind of makes sense but I still like to get up early and finish early and be able to watch the 90210 and Melrose Place block on the Soap Net but that just Me!!!!!
Think BIG
I was listening to The Herd this week and one of his guest was the great Malcolm Gladwell http://www.gladwell.com/blink/index.html- for those still stuck only on Hip-Hop Magazines and Zane books, he wrote The Tipping Point, Blink- and The Outliers. In a sense he's a Forward Thinking Cerebral Guy who ultimately thinks the brain works on split second decision rather then long drawn out judgments which are usually fueled by Fear and Doubt. While his way of thinking is being debated and reviewed throughout the Intellectual World, found a new book that looks interesting and engaging- The Think Big Manifesto by Mike Port http://www.thinkbigmanifesto.com/bigideas.html. The most weighty and salient quote I got from the website is: “When we think big, it is contagious. But beware: When we, or others think small, the influence is that much more virulent. As much as we influence others, so are we are at risk of catching others’ values and actions, of coming under their influence. If we surround ourselves with small thinkers, we will think small”.
I intimately and utterly agree with that statement and I think that's one of the biggest quandaries of the African American race and why I figure it will be hard(not impossible) for me to find a long-term mate in my race. I'm gonna get blasted on this but how long can we fake the funk. Have you ever noticed why the people with most vexatious(look it up) attitude have the biggest egos yet are the smallest thinkers. They stick to the roots of there same true and tried methods-same style, some routines, same area to live in, very rarely venturing out of there comfort-zone.....most confuse the comfort for strength but in reality it's Fear. I think that Fear is the biggest clogging and retardation issue of the under 50 African American Race and especially African American Woman. Think about what AA woman are mainly known for----Attitude's. Now lets also be real here, black woman go through the most shyt out all cultures and thus one can understand why they have to have a little edge to them, but some of this stuff goes way above and beyond. For someone like me who is a Big Thinker and Forward Thinker, I cant seriously think that being around someone with a Huge ego yet think Small be beneficial to either side. Hey Blame it on my Parents!!!!
{THIS IS NOT A PHONY PIX..LOOK AT THE SPELLING ON THE JERSEY---WE CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT}
I know this is little old but I took my dad to the Nats game 2 weeks ago against the Florida Marlins. Beautiful Sunny day, baseball with your Pops is an American Pastime. Now to preface how messed up the Nats situation is, one most do a little digging. They came to DC amid high hope and aspiration, the city built a 660million stadium just before the economy slowdown and while half of all DC students were below level in reading and math. All in all they had a hard time getting 20k to there home-opener and are avg. about 13k for home. They set the record for lowest attendance at a new stadium last season. Add it up and there a mess and we haven't even touched the field yet. They have lame to just below avg. players, sorry pitching and shoddy defense...these are things a fan who just got over Swine Flu could see...eww there so not Fluid. Ok enough of the bashing back to the game-so as me and my dad are enjoying are our Peanuts that we got from Giant @ 2.00 per pound rather then the Nats Stadium 6.00 for the same pound, we deiced to leave in the top of the 9th with the Nats up 3-6 and one out. There no way they could lose—you could honestly roll the ball to home plate and not lose at this point. As we hop on the Metro to go home, a fan tells us that there in the 11th inning....The look on my Pops face was priceless—WTF. So we hop off the Metro and got in the car, turned the game on just in time to hear the the Marlins hit a 2run homer to win 8-6....The Joys of being a Nats fan.
Notes and Stuff
I saw the movie Cadillac Records this week, pretty good. The gem of the movie was Jeffery Wright-he of Peoples Hernandez and Martin Luther da King fame. Look at the range of this guy to from Puerto Rican Thug to the King. Beyonce played the tormented trouble soul singer Etta James. She did a nice job which leads me to the potential she had in her new movie. If she ever wants to be known as a credible actress and not just a pretty face she gotta play an edgy role. Now in her new movie she should have played the slutty role. Think how Will Smith from Fresh Prince to playing a gay snob in 6 degrees of Separation. So to Beyonce PR team, next movie think Slutty.
When I need inspiration I either watch a lot of Porn or watch the Wire season 3. As I have said on the blog numerous times, it's the finest most unrivaled-unequaled-unsurpassed tv show ever. The scene that really stuck out to me “This is some Assassination Shyt”. The beauty of the game is it has rules, and playing both sides is very high on the list. Learn-
With my on-going battle with Comcast, My news ritual is going to my local watering hole and watching the games. Luckily it's baseball, hockey and NBA playoff time. I'm really getting into the whole Caps thing. There a very good team and has a lot of fan support. Ohh boy, at my watering hole they even dye the beer red for the Caps! To be honest I'm thinking about calling a truce with Comcast. What makes it messed up is the fact there is no other alternative, no Verizon, no Cox (that felt weird typing) nuffin, they got the cable corners on lock. There the Marlo Stansfield of Telecommunications.
Thoughts on the NBA Off's
Lakers need to ratched up the intensity. There so good and so fluid that they feel they can coast and chill. Round 2- Lakers will sweep the Rocks...Lakers will Sweep!!!!!!
Bos-Chi was fluid theater. Both teams played with a hunger and focus rarely seen in a 2-7 match-up. Game 7 was anti-climatic compared to the others but good nevertheless. One person who has gotten on my good side is Rondo. He a scrappy sneaky lil' dirt ball, he could play on my team....he's avg a trip double and like 4 to 1 assist to turnover ratio.
Dallas will beat Denver.....Simple. I like the match-ups for Dallas. I think this will be the most competitive and engrossing match-up of the 2nd round. Look for a hard Dampier foul and some static between Cuban and Jr Smith.
The L'eastern Conference is a waste of time, I wont spend another second thinking or talking about it.
Weekly Banger
I was in the Barnes and Noble and picked up the latest XXL. On the cover was the Gr8 Marshall Mathers. Now I'm a big Em fan from back in the day, I still remember the 1st time I really heard him- it was on the Classic Sound Bombing 2 on Rawkus (which peaked the whole underground movement but that's another thought). The song was called Any Man and the way he puts his lines together and the flow is just sick. Really Lyrical Genius. Rawness and Pure Dope..” YOUR STYLE IS LIKE DYING IN MY SLEEP...I DON'T FEEL IT”.........
