Da Wicked Jumpshot: 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

DA WICKED IS GOING THRU RENOVATIONS...

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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Pussy Wins......and still Undefeated

IN THIS CORNER...THE ULTRA SUCCESSFUL MAN--HARD WORKER, SMART, FAMILY-MAN AND IN THE OTHER CORNER..THE CHAMPION.. THE ALL TIME WINNER, AND STILL UNDEFEATED .....PUSSSY.....THE CROWD GOES CRAZIER THEN A MEL GIBSON INTERVIEW

No this wasn't a real fight at the MGM with Mike Buffer as the announcer, this is much bigger. Pussy wins all the time....even more then Money. Pussy makes the world go round....flat-out don't fight it.....embrace it and more importantly...GET OVER IT!!!. One story that really comes to mind is the UGA AD Damon Evans Arrested. Evans was an up and coming Athletic Director at one of the most powerful school (Univ. of Georgia)...he was the 1st black AD in the the most powerful conference in the world-SEC. Basically he was making close to 500k doing what he loved.

University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans tried to use his

position to avoid getting arrested on a DUI charge Wednesday, according
to an incident report released by the Georgia State Patrol this
afternoon.Evans was arrested and charged with DUI and failure to maintain his
lane around midnight after a trooper stopped him on Roswell Road near
Chastain Drive in Atlanta. A 28-year-old Atlanta woman, Courtney
Fuhrmann, who was Evan’s passenger, was also arrested on a disorderly
conduct charge.Evans apologized to the public and his family for his arrest at a widely covered news conference Thursday evening.

The Family Man-->

UMM WIFE A CUTIE TOO!!

Lets dig a little deeper.....read between the lines a little. Here's a successful black man, deep south, makin 500k+, driving drunk and most importantly gallivanting with a White Lady. Yes don't ignore the obvious racial component,.....I honestly think he could have kept his job with the DUI but gallivanting with a young white woman in deep south....shyt he lucky they ain't string his ass up to a tree and sprinkle some coke around his feet and called it an over-dose.

According to the Police Reports->A "red pair of lady's panties between [Evans'] legs.

" When he asked Evans, a married father of two children, what he was doing with the underwear, Evans said:

<--Here's a pix of shorty
"She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home"

Wait Wait did this dood have the panties in his lap...lol...I love it

I'm sure most are going to be asking themselves....Why??? Quite simple...Pussy. It's that simple. Here was a well to do guy, smart etc. beautiful wife and lovely kids. He had it all and tossed it all away for Pussy. Don't worry it will be more Tigers, Eliot Spitzers, Tiki Barbers & Damon Evans...hale when i get on I cant 100% say I wouldn't fall victim. I love woman all of them..and I ain't rich...can you imagine when I get on....lol.

Leaving the Ring victorious and undefeated..........Puuuuussssssyyyyy

Riggggggssssss

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(PLZ LET MY MAN DO HIS NUMBERS)

Another week another Mel Gibson blow-up.....this time his venom was aimed at his Jump Off and Blacks. In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape, Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Um Um, ok 1st things first....Mel its ur uckin' jump-off, don't put this much energy in to. I like Mel....love the Lethal Weapon series, Love Braveheart, shyt even loved Bird on a Wire....lol but damn. To be honest...I don't look at Mel as a Racist Jag-off. yes, he's a tad angry and emotional but sometimes words come out when u get like that. I mean come on he was partners with uckin Danny Glover...how could he be racist. Oddly I was up at 330 the other morn' and turned on the Larry King repeat. He had some audio professionals who said the Mel Gibson tapes were doctored up. So where do we stand from here. Mel is a certified nut but had some really valid points.

"Mel says he needs cash so badly that he has resorted to selling some of his artwork collection. He also says he had to give up his Los Angeles Lakers tickets, I have to sell my box at the Lakers game,” Gibson screams. -->If I lost my Lakers Tix, I would be pretty mad too.......lol
"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first." This could be the quote of the year...maybe of the decade.......I'm almost speechless...like I'm thinking about getting a plaque with this passage glazed on it....leaving it on the mantle. And yeah I said Passage-cause it should be in one of the Holy Books.

Well All in All, Mel was right......

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He knows What Woman Want!!!

LOOK AT UR VIDEOS YOUR ALWAYS BE NUMBER 2

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The reality of the situation is....I'm very Mad. 'Im a Kobe guy but Lebron is once in a generation type talent....he literally xxxplodes of the court but sumthin was missing....After finally watching his HS Documentary...you realize he an uckin sweet 16 kid. No difference then a rich little 16 yr old getting upset with mommy and daddy cause they only got a 318 BMW instead of 745. Think about how are you supposed to act when everybody since age 8 has called you King and simply bunned you, cause you could hit a lay-up. Now this isn't xtremely a brand new concept...In fact I was reading the classix John Feinstein book called A Season Inside, where Indiana was recruiting an 8th grader named Damon Bailey. I googled him and this is a interesting site on whats he's been up to since his HS/Indiana days http://www.hoosiergazette.com/sports/sports00 2.htm.

Now back to Bron, basketball purist such like me and my friends thought this guy could be the next one....he could be literally the best player ever....but then he became a Number 2. In life there is nuffin wrong with being number 2's.....there very essential to winning. We just thought he was better, thought he was a killer, thought he was going to lead his team to the mountain top. Now that wont happen and maybe for the best. The pressure would be on if he stayed in Cle or even bigger if he would've went to NYK.

So how did we get here.......I have a theory on why Bron hates the pressure. This is not going to be politically correct but uck' it...my blog my thoughts. Look at Lebron's up bringing....raised by a single mom(also important to note, she was engulfed in a sex scandal with a current player on the Cavs), the only father figured he had were coaches that mainly only cared about him cause of the way he played ball. Woman are a more nurturing, caring type...again by nature most don't have the "Killa Mentality". This is why Bron is concerned with playing with his friends (nice warm safe environment), not wanting to take on the pressure of leading a team to the Mountain Top...simply not a Killa. Look at some of the recent NBA Kilaz--Shaq (dominant college coach like Dale Brown and Step-Father), Jordan(dominant college coach Dean Smith and Dad) & Kobe (Phil Jackson and Dad), Magic (Dominant ncaa coach Jud Heathcote, Pat Riley, Dad) and lastly Bird(The mere fact that he talked 'ish and dominated a Black Sport makes him a Killa). Umm, did I stumble into a great theory. Listen Up.....

And that's that....Review Time....Pussy Wins...Ill still be watching the Lethal Weapon Box Set and the creation of the Fatherless Child Theory (also works for female porn stars and Supreme Court Justices)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

IM GOING THRU MORE SNOW THEN MONTANA AT THE DESK…….GET SUM

Aight Can I dig-in….Go Head Son!!.. What an interesting book title. So where do I start….the 1st fatal flaw is in the title. Why are you looking at a Rich and Famous Actor for you mate. I truly don’t think guys say wow i wish i could date Alicia Keys (maybe twist up for a night or 30 but not date). I wonder if there a Liam Neeson Principle for Jewish Girls or even better a George Lopez Principle for Hispanic Girls.It safe to say our culture leans on celebs and entertainers much more then others---Jigga said it best “ALL US BLACKS GOT IS SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT” too true. AMAZON LINK

So where does the gap start at….money,money and more money.The huge discrepancy in education and jobs from black woman to men is as wide as Kirstie Alley waistline (i just saw her ad for her new show Lick It..Love It--might watch….lol).So with woman making more and being more western educated the need for an equal partner is kind of out the door. Brutal Reality shows us…whoever in charge/ makes the most is really in control of the relationship. Those day of being a team, both sides helping each other are long gone. Sure that might last for a few yrs..but eventually greed and selfness are much stronger then Love. I was watching The Sopranos on one of our snow days and Big Pussy (I just love saying it!! ) tell the Fed’s “uck Tony; Franklin is my best friend”. That my friends is what money does to us.

I was recently having a discussion with one of the most lovely ladies I know. She said her family mission was to get her sister married. That mentality seems 1940’s….So here’s her sister who is smart,funny, educated lady and her life mission isn’t to start her own business or continue her education but its to find a husband. When in reality she will probably make more then her hubby out the gate. The weakness in that way of thinking is depending on another person for your completeness. My father wears a button that says Do For Self. That’s not to mean be a selfish ass but more handle your business before your business handles you.

Where do we go from here….Who the hale knows. It will take some disciplined and new way of thinking on both sides. I just don’t know if we have the humility and humbleness to change ….

CEREAL BOWL

Aite, the game was smooth and efficient, Peyton choked and is now 9-9 in the playoffs. 9-9 to me means = average..sorry the best cant be average. Moving on…the best commercial was clearly the Dorritos joint when the lil kid slaps the Date for touching his chips and looking at his Mom. The Ad was not only funny but showed a little bit of color on a usually White night besides the 40million Dollar Slaves on the field. It puzzles me why more Snack food companies don’t use more Blacks for there commercials….Hello we’re the main ones eating that Garbage….Btw who is the shorty in the Ad….

Can I get a Minute to Breathe???

Speaking of the Cereal Bowl…..I’m about sick and tired of Kimmy K. I know she uckin gorgeous with a killa backyard but her smugness and attention whore tactics are wearing thin. Peep these pixs after the SB

WOW, THAT 3RD PIX SAYS IT ALL .

NUFFIN SAYS A GOOD TIME LIKE IGNORANT FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH THR33 WHITE GIRLS……YESS!!!(IN MY MARV ALBERT VOICE)

Listen i get it, Ray J Twisted up your life-less body and that made you a star…..but come on’.

Here's a imaginary chat I would have with Reggie.

RB-Uddy what do I do she wont give me any space

DW- I see, Listen yall not married right??? Time 2 cut it los

RB- But…..But…Psshhh……..But

DW- But nuffin, listen look at that pix with you Swizz, Lenox and Pip…look at the smiles on there face……You really think they haven’t twisted your lil Kimmy K….

RB- C’mon don’t say that….I mean I still love her…

DW- Yeh you think so…So this clip was just a joke-->

RB- ohh man that …that was a mistake

DW-Aww Reginald---Don't be a Simp..and yes right now your the Biggest Simp’ in the Game….Think about it your dating a chix who’s best known for Swallowing Brandy's Little Brother’s DNA…..

RB-{Sniffing…Tears Rolling Down}---Thanks Brother UD

DW- No doubt son…hey can I get some USC tickets and Kim’s #

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