How u figure that your team will affect my cream…..Ya’mean BIG 1997

On my way to the number 1 blog joint, u can listen to the blog for u lazy cats.....enjoy
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How u figure that your team will affect my cream…..Ya’mean BIG 1997

Gotta thanks the Big Homey for those magical line. On the eve of Free Agency this line must race thru the heads of the potential free agents. In a nutshell they get paid out the ying even when there avg. to best, so in reality the team won’t affect there cream at all. For instance a bum like Gabril Wilson who out 32 starting safeties is around like the 17th best if that signs a huge deal with the Raiders. Let’s break down his deal 16 mill just for waking up and a grand total of 6yrs for 39mill. Wows are u serious that puts him at the 3rd highest safety behind Troy Polamatu and Defensive P.O.Y Bob Sanders. Now you know why teams like the Raiders end up 4 and 12 every year. Not to pick on that bum who I predict will be cut in less then 2 season but there a list of overpriced bums getting there buttes from sorry ass NFL teams and owners. But the biggest heist was the Jags giving Cleo Lemon a 3yr 8.1mill deal. Yup the same Cleo who guided the fins’ to 1 one and had 6ts and 6 ints, the frickin guy got 2.95mill for waking up that day plus 4 mill in incentives…u gotta love it. Some of these deals are just outta of this world, it makes u really wonder where’s all this money coming from…..If there’s a player strike it will be the dumbest move ever. Everybody is eating and eating damn well.

Speaking of eating damn well, I’m in good company saying that cheesecake Factory is the best restaurant for ur buck. The Turkey Burger is a 2 meal-meal and that’s coming from a dood the throw down. Here a Cheesecake punishment story: an amazing Bruce Pascoe Arizona Daily Star article about how when the Arizona Wildcats lost a big game, Lute Olsen canceled a team outing to Cheesecake Factory as punishment. Channing Frye quote: "I love the Cheesecake Factory -- the salmon with teriyaki sauce and rice is off the hook."
And also a Darius Miles story: an old Chris Palmer ESPN the Magazine article: "Every night starts off the same. Darius Miles and the boys coordinate on two-way pagers and matchbox-size digital phones. 'What y'all tryin' to get?' one of them says. 'Don't make no difference to me,' another responds. Somehow they always end up at The Cheesecake Factory, at this corner table, yucking it up as if laughing gas came with the breadsticks. This is where young friends go when they're hungry." Wow never thought u would see a Darius Miles story that didn’t involve being broke or arrested on unpaid parking tickets. It brings me to wonder wat happened to the kid. I think he still on Portland but I don’t see him at any of the games. I’m happy the kid got paid…uck those old school cats talking that stay in school ish, I’m always gonna say get ur money, but he’s like the poster chilled for the NCAA one-year rule. U know wat tho, I’m not gonna slam the guy, so wat if he wasn’t the best basketball player and some injuries slowed him down, he was a character that could be a force in the open court……..u don’t think:


The Clips really had something going wit a young fresh core of QRich(before he gained 134 pounds after messing wit Brandy), DMiles and LOdom. Well they are the Clips


Speakin of eatin damn well, The NBA is just fantastic again……..Sundays game Lakers-Mavs was one of the best games of the year. Simply put…..Kobe’s the best …the MVP whatever u want him to be. I got an NBA Sunday ritual now. My friend and I Cash Money got to a bar called Fast Eddys. We get the happy hour price pizza and wings and the 1.50 Coors draft. So for less than 20 u can get pretty twisted and watch the games. As the game was being played I realized a few things; Bean was goin to the rim with reckless abandonment and why in the hell were Sasha Vujic on the court for the whole 4th qtr and ot. I don’t really question Phil much but WTF. I mean fish has been struggling with his jumper a lil but come on….he the glue of the Lake show. Kobe right now is Mike Jack right after dropping Thrilla. He’s so fluid right now.

I was cleaning up my hard drive ( also known as looking for old porn u haven’t seen in awhile) and came across some zipped up albums I never got around to opening. One was the Consequence joint “Don’t Quit your day job”. It clicked that I saw a new treatment (that videos for u novice fans) for a song called The Good Bad and Ugly. Simply an amazing song, the Ye’ killed the beat and him and con go hard….take a look:



One of the illest joints out there. Speaking of Ye’ did anybody see the new Flashlight treatment…….wow….nuff said. Man the rack and back on this shorty is just not describable………….I need some more of her…please if u can find some email the boi.
For ur viewing pleasure:



Now to the GOAT…………The Wire
Looking back on this season, I could do without the whole Newspaper angle. But episode 9 was damn gr8. Basically shit hit the fan……..but Marlo killed the jail scene…”my name is my name” I was so anticipating the Finale on Monday, when they didn’t put it on on-demand, I was crushed. I couldn’t sleep…I’m not sleeping well waiting fro the finale. I’m hurt dogg……..I’ve been scouring the net for episode 10 but to no happs. Were like Bubbles in Hamsterdam (go peep season 3 fake ass wire fans) right now…we want it so bad we might cry!!!!!

The king-Bean MVP race is heating up. To me there’s no real contest but for the league DDB’s (dumb deaf and blind) think its close race. I can’t sleep; king had a monster game against the Knicks (my point is the Knicks suck, Bean scores 52 against a legit team). 50pts and 10 rebs and some good heated exchanges wit Spike and Hov. But Bean is on top of the West……………He got 8 more wins in a way tuffer conf. They posed this question on SC this week. If u had a pick; who would u choose king or Bean. That question is double-sided…….from a GM long term no doubt it would be king who is 7 yrs younger. From the standpoint of u need one player to win 2day u pick Bean hands-down? So this leads to the question is the future promised…….especially in sports. Let’s see: what happened to Bullets of Webber and Howard that played the Bulls tuff, what happened to Penny Hardaway (who arguably was the pre bron’ and Bean). Nuffin promised, and I don’t want to hear he’s only 24, by 24 Bean had 3 chips and 4 tyme all-NBA………Get a Grip…..Bean’s the MVP. To hammer my point home more the NBA viewer-ship is up 12%: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117981992.html?categoryid=14&cs=1
The NBA is indeed Fantastic.

I know it a little late but I got some thoughts on my mna Seans Salisbury being fired at the stinky giant of sports known as ESPN. Apparently he used an anti-semetic remark and was fired. You can listen for urself http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/01/23/sean-salisbury-might-have-said-something-he-shouldnt-have/. While researching this story I was caught off-guard by a story form 2yrs ago: http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/something-to-think-about-while-watching-sean-salisbury-226883.php Might be the funniest thing ever….were gonna miss Sean besides him and Irivin were the best out there. Sean was quoted "I'd grown tired of being punished for not being an NFL superstar. Analysts who don't work as hard as me, don't prepare as hard as me, and don't have my resume were making more than me just because of their ability to throw or catch a football.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciated the opportunity ESPN gave me, but they had capped my ceiling. There was only so far I could go there." I agree with him, how in the hell is Emmit Smith getting paid the big bucks and cant speak and ounce of English “they got blowed out” yeah he rally said that on National TV. One more funny Sean clip: Peep the 1:33 minute…………….I ‘m gonna miss the dood.








Notes and other ish’
 With the conf. tourney games starting this week…..March Madness is officially upon us. Mad buzz beaters and no name school oops there called Mid-majors now. I love it by the way Joe Lunardi “Bracketologist” is licensed in 48 states (what are the 2 states he not)

 Yesterday was Marc 6, also in the basketball pantheon the birthday of the Daddy Diesel. 61pts on ur born day….We love u Shaq

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 I love the Fat Joe-Pap/50 beef…..very good for rap. The funniest thing about is, 50 gonna release a mix-tape the same day. I love it

 With the whole Brett Favre slurp’fest retirement presser, it refreshing to see an Espn reporter speakin gospel. Sal Pal lays it down in Favre: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/column...t&lid=tab2pos1. He laments about all those costly int. and dumb passes and is immune to criticism.


 Was thinking to myself Jadakiss hasn’t spit a weak verse in 12 yrs. That’s so damn good consistent. I found some old-old stuff, like before the deal before Styles was even in the group. Enjoy!:

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 Speaking of before they blew-up, Here’s a young less chubby Rick Ross, funny but I remember this song but not Ross. Plus I heard Ross was a prison guard before he was the “Boss” I guess that where he met the real Noriega…..U gotta love Rap.

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Trina - I Told Y'All
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 Wow this is some of the Funniest ish ever. It’s the top 9 Racist Disney characters. http://www.cracked.com/article_15833_9-most-racist-disney-characters.html This is some really good stuff, makes u think. My mom always told me about the crows from Dumbo as a minstrel show disguised as a cartoon. By the way; when is Disney goin to have a Black lead character in a animated movie.

 Found this uber mash’up mixing 2 of my favorite artist BIG and Hendrix: http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/bttikg D-L

That a wrap for this session. I just wanted to say the Greatest Rapper Died on March 9th. See u in the mid-week splash. Be safe and enjoy