Thursday, July 23, 2009

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE SKRIPP KLUB GODDEL!!!

 

 

 

DONT BEND’OVA JUST KEEP DANCING

What a quote…it has to be up there with “Free at Last…Thank God Almighty…were Free at Last" by MLK and “Yippike Kaya M**herf*&&^” by John-John Mclain as the most thought provoking quotes the last 50 years. The above mentioned quoted is by Jermaine Dupri, he of Kriss Kross, Da Brat, Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson fame.

Why would JD such a memorable quote, well the answer starts at a Strip Club in Vegas for 2007 NBA All-Star game weekend. Let me set the scene for you: 1000 black males, 150 of the most yummiest dancers about 300 cash of actual cash on hand, liquor and loud rap music---sounds like a Republican Happy Hour…lol. Now at this event Adam Pacman Jones manages to Make it Rain…..naw… he’s Making Rizzzzain. Take a Look at the BSPN Clip.

First thing it still trips me out when stiff people say “make it rain”, did u the struggle on her face when she said it. Anyways the video was simply entertaining. Like did you see the joy on Nelly’s face when Pacman gave him 15k just to make it rain, BTW-I was never a fan of Nelly music but between Tip Drill and this, we can hangout. The beauty of the video is the reality that they threw 100k in cash out. Think about that…….Cash, not check, credit card or money order-CASH. I mean Pac was just throwing that doe away. I compare it to taking a roll of toilet paper and breaking it off sheet by sheet and just walking around your house and just tossing it in the air!!!

So what the outrage, the outrage is Black Males. Yes this isn’t about the money this isn’t about the lovely dancers, this is about Black Males. BSPN makes a killing of the demonization of Black Athletes. How much press did Jeremy Mayfield get for driving 150mph while high on Meth, or Jared Allen getting 2 DUI or maybe the Patriot starting Offensive Lineman selling 1000’s of Oxycontin then snitching on his connect. Not Much… Let deal with reality here…that what we do at Da Wicked, Pacman is a trouble maker but in his defense he only been convicted of a misdemeanor, hell I know Catholic Priest more Gangsta then that. This type of events will scare the hale out of middle age white America and upper crust suburban Blacks. That’s ok, that’s to be expected think about it, Black Strip Clubs are called Strip Club (go figure) White Strip Clubs are called Gentle Men Clubs, NBA is willing to go up against the Supreme Court to up the age limit  to keep black males out the league-Pro Tennis encourages you to turn pro at 13. Do you want to guess the percentage of black males in Pro Tennis. These are just facts…..Da Wicked is Da leader in the Race of Reality.

Yes I am an unapologetic fan of Strip Club’s, have been since my older brother started taking us at 18. The real crime is BSPN unjust coverage. Athletes' have always and will continued to live above the law a little, that what happens when you been coddle since you was 13 and get paid millions for catching a ball. You know what- all this negative talk has made me parched….who ready to Make it Rizzzzan!!!

2 classic example’s

of “Ni^*a Wake-Up

Moment”

    The Bryant Park Project, June 11, 2008 · Mississippi integrated its public schools in 1970, but segregation still haunts parts of the culture. One example of this could be found at Charleston High School. The Delta town had maintained a system of separate proms — organized privately — for black and white students.
    As far back as 1997, actor Morgan Freeman, a Charleston local, offered to pay for the dance if everyone could go. This year, officials finally accepted the offer. A Canadian film crew led by Paul Saltzman documented the event for the upcoming Prom Night in Mississippi.---HBO check tv menu.

    http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre...7/harvard.html
    Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., one of the nation's pre-eminent African-American scholars, was arrested Thursday afternoon at his home by Cambridge police investigating a possible break-in. The incident raised concerns among some Harvard faculty that Gates was a victim of racial profiling.
    Police arrived at Gates’s Ware Street home near Harvard Square at 12:44 p.m. to question him. Gates, director of the W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research at Harvard, had locked himself out of his house and was trying to get inside.
    He was booked for disorderly conduct after “exhibiting loud and tumultuous behavior,” according to the Cambridge police log.

    Wow what can I say…….I really hope you lame ass -think you made it cause you live in the ‘burbs type read and understand it can happen to you!!!!!

Match-Up 

 

Dough Boy

vs.

O’ Dogg

Description Hard, Caring and Introspective

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Young Black and don’t give a S*i%!!
Hair Semi-Dry Jherri Curl

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Mini Plats
Occupation Semi-Drug Dealer, Philosopher

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Semi- Drug Dealer, Car Thief and other ill stuff
Quote “take your ass to the store”, “turn your punk-a*s around”  “either they don’t know or don’t care what going on in the hood”

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“I don’t think God gives a s&^t”",  “I don’t give a s+*t who out there, ill kill anybody”
Biggest Hit Killed the chumps who killed his brother Ricky--damn Ricky got 700 on his SAT’s too.

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Killed the Liq. store clerks, killed the chumps who killed Harold, Killed a Dope Fiend, damn i think I’m running out of space here.

This is the closest match up ever, in a digital photo finish …..ugghhh. Damn I don’t know???? On one hand O’dogg was just a marvel of a character. Young, Black and didn’t give a you know, the opening scene he kills the liq. store clerk for talking about his mother. If that wasn’t enuff he showed the tape to everybody in the neighbor hood. Dough on the other hand didn’t just kill to kill, he was a more thought provoking killer. Damn this is like asking to choose your favorite Child.  Too Close to Call

What a Waste!!

I was reading my literary inspiration  Bill Simmons Mail Bag, he broached a topic of wasted potential. He named : Eddie Murphy, Whitney,Doc Gooden, Mike Tyson

I brought this topic up with my brother who adamantly argued that Eddie did not waste his talent. He noted the Bev.Hills Cop Trilogy(we all know 3 was a waste of dvd space) and such 90’s movies like Vampire in Brooklyn & Distinguished Gentlemen. After such a compelling argument, we have to scratch Eddie of the the list-Note: later that day he told he thought Metro was a top 5 cop movie and Mike Rapport is a top 5 white actor’s--.

Whitney, he says she gets a ten year clearing of her record  due to the Bobby Brown. What a talent, movie star look, awesome voice but couldn’t get past Bobby and his web.

Doc, we didn’t really get a chance to see his prime. I have to do more research on him but most of the so called experts say he could have been a top 3 pitcher of all-time.

Mike is Mike, I’m a Mike apologist. He was used his whole life he still the most exciting sports entertainer ever…in my eyes

That was the 80’s, my era was the 90’. The 3 people that came to my mind were Martin and Lauryn Hill & Tmac.

MARTIN

 

 

 

 

 

 

Martin was something to behold in the early 90’s. On Def Comedy Jams - he was pure energy. He was a master of comedy-funny, smart and could work a crowd. You So Crazy wasn’t just a comedy routine it was a tour de force. I can still recite every joke to this day. I’m guessing You So Crazy had the same effect as Raw and Delirious for the prior generation (34-45). The tv show,,,,what a show…Top 5 of all time and made Blacks relevant again in my eyes. The show even 2day still holds up (which in my eyes is the mark of gr8ness). So what did Martin do with all his talent, well after the smash Bad Boy he’s found on the LA Freeway jogging in a hoody and waving a gun screaming Fight the Power. As Rick James would say “Cocaine is a hell’uva drug”. I think that event led to the spark in his brain that said..uck being funny lets get paid. This led to such gems as Big Mama House, 1st Knight, Welcome Home Roscoe Jones and the legendary Wild Hogs. Most Blacks are Martin apologist and deny this epic fall-off but I love the guy to much to allow him to get away with not becoming the Legend he had the potential to be….

TMAC

Tmac is the most fluid ballplayer I ever graced my eyes on. 6’8 with stupid long arms, incredible jumping skills..there nuffin’ he couldn’t do on the court. Tmac had the type of talent that could party all night, twist up 2 shorties, miss shoot-around, not eat all day and then score 35pts in the game. I’ve seen this cat score 50 pts on the Wiz and miss 12 free throws.  So what did he do with all this talent…he manged to never get out of the 1st round in the offs’. He managed to barely play a full a season. Tmac is a nice guy, he fights for Darfur and other charities but he lacks the passion to be one of the best. He has the physical tools Kobe could dream off but he lacks the passion and focus Kobe does.

LAURYN HILL

 

L-boogie….had it all……and I mean it all. Model looks, could sing, one of the illest mc’s, could write music, act, already a world mega star with about 10mill copies sold and then……Simply Shorty became a Nut. There’s no other way around it. I don’t know what I could suspect she had  men issue but who knows…..The Biggest Waste!!!

 

50th Law

This is the perfect blend…..think of Peanut Butter and Jelly, Henny and Coke. 50, the most powerful rapper and Robert Greene my favorite author of such books as 48 laws of Power and Art of Seduction. I’ve been waiting for this book for about 3 years, it going to be a compelling read to see how 50 ties the principles to his domination in the rap world.  Ya’ll been Warned!!!

Wed 09/09/09 Washington, DC, Howard University--peep that date

 

NOTES AND ISH’

  • Damn I miss Coral---She pure unadulterated Bitch on Wheels

         

        • Maybe it’S me but I could give 2 Salt and Vinegar Richards about NASA begging for money to go to Mars. Do U know how much those damn mission cost---Hundreds of Millions. Here’s an idea, we have the technology to fly to Mars but still making cars that need gas to run……Interesting…..Uck NASA

          BANGA OF THE WEEK

          I had the Pod on shuffle and Who Shot Ya’ came blaring thru the TV. An incredible song in it own right but I was on a mission to find the sample they used to freak it…..You see that my obsession with Hip-Hop, it not just the song, the lyrics it the beat and how they crafted the beat. So after i did some digging or better yet ripping up You Tube, I found the song. And what a song it is, 1971 The Masquerade is Over by David Porter. The real treasure of the song is just how many beats come from it, The Rza alone chopped up 2 joints on it. Take a listen to one of the most funky sampled songs ever, Find the Sample If U Can….Fluid

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