The Finals

 

 

This is it….this is …….

This is Daniel’son vs Johnny from the Cobra Kai

This is Casey Ryback vs Unknown Bad guy who Claimed he was the Best!!!

Lastly…..(I can go on for days with this but….) John Cutter vs Charles “reign of terror” Rain……Long but damn Worth it….

 

This is the Finals…….Lakes v. Magic. I’m not going to get all in-depth with stats, matchups and ish’ like that. At this point of the season both team’s know what the other will primary do. Championship Ball is about execution,adjustments and most important-----Will-----Imposing your Will!!!!   This is our time….The Purple Rain has a new chapter…. Go Lakers

Movie Hopping

Went Movie Hopping for the first time in a long time. You really forget that for 8 matinee you should really get 2 movies…..hey it’s a recession. Back in the day, we used to movie hop sneaking in 40’s of 211 preceded by a Dutchy Session but today I pack a turkey sandwich and cheese and crackers……I’m getting old…lol. The previews of some of summer movies were so-so. From the re-tread and we ran out of fresh ideas studio desk is a new Final Destination movie.

The first movie to grace my pupils was the much anticipated Hangover. I really love Vegas----this movie delivered…funny, crass and cleaver---gr8 cameos….just an excellent movie

When I see movies like this , I have to think just how much Seth and Judd really changed the Comedy Game. Before most comedies were safe and funny—think American Pie. 40yr old Virgin brought rude, dick and masturbation crassness that Hollywood was yearning for. Hangover is an awesome ride—you should hop on.

The second movie I peeped was Star Trek. For the Trekkies like me you’ll love for the non trekkies you’ll love it……Win-Win. The action was swift, the plot set-up was nice, Zoe was looking tasty and they had Spock---naw the real Spock!!!. By the way Capt. Kirk might have the most G in the whole universe---dood was about to twist up a Green honey….lol.

The only downside to Star trek was the appearance of Tyler Perry as the head of StarFleet….sike naw no Tyler bashing but I did ponder something profound as I watched Hangover. Why aren’t there any Black movies in the similar vein. Are you telling me there no 25-40 Black guys that are successful yet still like to have a good time, ogle at woman and make dirty jokes. That what really gets my blood boiling, I like to think it a lot of Black Men out there like that but were only portrayed as the up tight fly dressing type, the smoked out homeboy or the Rapper/Ballplayer. Ohh well I'm sure the next Tyler Perry Movie will save us.

Speaking of movies—i visited my fave DVD joint aka The Used Bookstore and found 2 Bangers for under $6 bucks. On Deadly Ground staring the incomparable kung-fu legend Steven Segal and Munich staring Eric Bana and directed by Stevie Spielberg. Deadly Ground is a way before Eco-Action film based on a rogue Oil Worker/Eskimo/Pony Tail worker against A Rogue Oil Company called Exxxon(3 x’s cause they hardcore). --Off tangent: why they hale are we so cot damn depending on Oil. Like I get the need for it….I do but WTF—Are you telling me in 2010 were still using the same energy source. I reiterate the cot damn Ford Model T got 21mpg in 1908; The renowned Honda Accord gets 22mpg-best and worst mpg. So in more then 100 years we basically have the same Fuel standards. Last thing on this subject, is it weird that Exxon is the only company to have record profits for the last few years…..If it looks like shyt and smells like shyt, It’s probably shyt.

Matchup

New segment where we compare 2 things and fully break them down. In this maiden edition we break down who’s the iller Murder Mami—Keisha or Snoop!!!

	Keisha-New Jack City	VS	Snoop
Employment	CMB-Nino Brown’s Hit Woman	=	Marlo Stansfield’s Hit Woman
Quote	“rock a bye-Baby”	>	“shyt in east Baltimore, we run up on N*&*A” & “How My Hair Look”
Death	Blaze of Glory with a Uzi	<	In a parked car shot by her under study
Twist-ability	Hale Yeh	=	UHHHH-For some odd reason….Yeh
Final Tally	To close to call but they give a true meaning to Murder Mami!!!

KEISHA---BLAZING(2;15 MARK—I SHED A TEAR, THE 2:47 MARK I LAUGH IN HYSTERIA)

SNOOP-THE MOST POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL DEATH SCENE EVER!!

Notes

• I just missed Wine in the Woods but do you remember Crack in the Park.

• I mentioned last edition that the NBA ASG will be in Dallas and I found out 2011 will be in sunny LA---My early prediction…I will find Mrs. Wallace at the 2011 All Star Game-stay tuned…LOL

 

• Best Beer in the world Yuengling Dark Lager---Had a 22---nuffin’ more refreshing on a Sat. Night plus watching a Steven Segal Movie. Here’s there blog Yuengling Blog.

• Were almost at the doldrums of the Sports season. Basketball is almost done. Baseball still has 100 games left (no urgency)—------SideNote- I found the book Game of Shadows at my local Dollar tree. The book was a very fluid read-the web of steroid use goes so more deeper then just baseball. The whole USA track and field team was on ‘roid. The most shocking revelation was that the great Florence Joyner aka FloJo was a a heavy ‘roid user and might have contributed to her way too early death. Great Read!!!----TV sports will suck major cajoles until College Football.

• Best TV show is not on TV—The best tv show is  Wainy Days. It’s created by David Wain-Website, he directed the insanely funny Role Models. The show is based around David finding love and dating in NYC- smart, edgy funny just like Da Wicked. Catch all episodes—Episodes, This is the episode that got me hooked, Elizabeth Banks is uber

• Which leads me to another point, Are you seriously telling me there no Black directors with content fresh and fluid—I guess Meet the Browns is the best we got!!!

• Quick Poll!! Got a quick Jones for some Ice Cream—Who you choosing---Cold Stone or Baskin Robbins

• One more Nurse show and I'm going to flip rather it’s Jada Pinkett (Hawthorne) or Edie Falco’s new show--no more damn Nurse shows. Who in the hale made Hospital the  epicenter of drama’s…ugggh

Weekly Banger

This is my joint, got to d-l to the Pod and bang very loud after the Lakers win the Title!!!!  Weezy kills this joint—I’m actually waiting for the official video and performance at the Victory Parade!!!!!

And that’s that….Peace