IM GOING THRU MORE SNOW THEN MONTANA AT THE DESK…….GET SUM

 

 

Aight Can I dig-in….Go Head Son!!.. What an interesting book title. So where do I start….the 1st fatal flaw is in the title. Why are you looking at a Rich and Famous Actor for you mate. I truly don’t think guys say wow i wish i could date Alicia Keys (maybe twist up for a night or 30 but not date). I wonder if there a Liam Neeson Principle for Jewish Girls or even better a George Lopez Principle for Hispanic Girls.It safe to say our culture leans on celebs and entertainers much more then others---Jigga said it best “ALL US BLACKS GOT IS SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT” too true. AMAZON LINK

So where does the gap start at….money,money and more money.The huge discrepancy in education and jobs from black woman to men is as wide as Kirstie Alley waistline (i just saw her ad for her new show Lick It..Love It--might watch….lol).So with woman making more and being more western educated the need for an equal partner is kind of out the door. Brutal Reality shows us…whoever in charge/ makes the most is really in control of the relationship. Those day of being a team, both sides helping each other are long gone. Sure that might last for a few yrs..but eventually greed and selfness are much stronger then Love. I was watching The Sopranos on one of our snow days and Big Pussy (I just love saying it!! ) tell the Fed’s “uck Tony; Franklin is my best friend”. That my friends is what money does to us.

I was recently having a discussion with one of the most lovely ladies I know. She said her family mission was to get her sister married. That mentality seems 1940’s….So here’s her sister who is smart,funny, educated lady and her life mission isn’t to start her own business or continue her education but its to find a husband. When in reality she will probably make more then her hubby out the gate. The weakness in that  way of thinking is depending on another person for your completeness. My father wears a button that says Do For Self. That’s not to mean be a selfish ass but more handle your business before your business handles you.

Where do we go from here….Who the hale knows. It will take some disciplined and new way of thinking on both sides. I just don’t know if we have the humility and humbleness to change ….

 

CEREAL BOWL

Aite, the game was smooth and efficient, Peyton choked and is now 9-9 in the playoffs. 9-9  to me means = average..sorry the best cant be average. Moving on…the best commercial was clearly the Dorritos  joint when the lil kid slaps the Date for touching his chips and looking at his Mom. The Ad was not only funny but showed a little bit of color on a usually White night besides the 40million Dollar Slaves on the field. It puzzles me why more Snack food companies don’t use more Blacks for there commercials….Hello we’re the main ones eating that Garbage….Btw who is the shorty in the Ad….

Can I get a Minute to Breathe???

Speaking of the Cereal Bowl…..I’m about sick and tired of Kimmy K. I know she uckin gorgeous with a killa backyard but her smugness and attention whore tactics are wearing thin. Peep these pixs after the SB

  

WOW, THAT 3RD PIX SAYS IT ALL .  

NUFFIN SAYS A GOOD TIME LIKE IGNORANT FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH THR33 WHITE GIRLS……YESS!!!(IN MY MARV ALBERT VOICE)

 

Listen i get it, Ray J Twisted up your life-less body and that made you a star…..but come on’.

Here's a imaginary chat I would have with Reggie.

RB-Uddy what do I do she wont give me any space

DW- I see, Listen yall not married right??? Time 2 cut it los

RB- But…..But…Psshhh……..But

DW- But nuffin, listen look at that pix with you Swizz, Lenox and Pip…look at the smiles on there face……You really think they haven’t twisted your lil Kimmy K….

RB- C’mon don’t say that….I mean I still love her…

DW- Yeh you think so…So  this clip was just a joke-->

 

RB- ohh man that …that was a mistake

DW-Aww Reginald---Don't be a Simp..and yes right now your the Biggest Simp’ in the Game….Think about it your dating a chix who’s best known for Swallowing Brandy's Little Brother’s DNA…..

RB-{Sniffing…Tears Rolling Down}---Thanks Brother UD

DW- No doubt son…hey can I get some USC tickets and Kim’s #

 

 

NOTES AND ISH’

• Great Doc---the hardest thing to beat is a food addiction

FOOD INC,-D/L LINK

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• MJ GOES IN ON THIS MUTANT THING
   
  

 

• These are certified Box Office Stinkers…Some I’ve never heard of….Seriously  

        BOX  OFFICE STINKERS

 

 

That’s it for this edition….it feels glad

to be back in the saddle. A lot of

snow…some timely inspiration from

the good brother at

http://4tharecord.blogspot.com/2010/02/dungy-greatest-ever.html

Follow my Brother and Learn!

Gotta another Heat Rock lock and

loaded talking about one of my fave

words Gentrification…..

 

WE HARDLY EVER KNEW YA!!!

I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THIS……..FA’ SHIZZZLE

TIGER WOODS @THE CHAPPELE RACIAL DRAFT

{EDITORS NOTE: I WROTE THS ENTRY THE FRIDAY AFTER THANKSGIVING. I WROTE IT TOTALLY KNOWING THIS SHYT WAS GOING TO BLOW UP AND CREATE A MEDIA STORM. THE LAST 2 WEEKS WHAV UN-EARTHED A TON OF MATERIAL BUT I WANTED TO POST THIS BEFORE ALL THE DETAILS DROPPED…WE LOVE SPECULATION}

First and foremost, I hope you all had a glorious and happy Thanksgiving. As I enjoyed the delicious leftovers on Friday morn’….a Tiger Woods story came on the bottom-line crawl. Tiger Woods in a serious car accident. The 1st thing that came to my mind was I hope he’s ok, personally not a fan of the guy but he’s a joy to watch and follow. The 2nd thought was Lake Trout and Dumpster Juice---Fishy and Stinky. As the details leaked pout my gut felling was confirmed either that or the rice cassorle was coming back up but Tiger Woods done got into some Ish’. Now what exactly went down is still sketchy but we can all agree something ain’t adding up.

{PSSSHHHH-I’M GOING TO DRIVE A 9 IRON IN THE BACK OF UR DOME IF U DONT STOP MESSING WITH THE OTHER CHICKS!!!!}

So called Timeline

1. 2 a.m. Tiger gets into a accident knocking over a fire hydrant then going into a tree.
2. 2:15 a.m. Tiger Wife runs out grabs a 9 iron smashes the window and revives Tiger who apparently was “knocked-out” by the crash
3. 3-5 a.m Tiger is taken to the hospital with some cuts, scrapes even though the air bag didn’t deploy.
4. The story breaks hit the web and all hale breaks loose.

What Really Happend Timeline

1. 2a.m. Tiger comes home after a night of Hennessey and Black & Milds acting belligerent and rapping Snoops Aint No Fun if the Homies cant Have None. His wife says hun can you keep it down -He says sure and goes to his stereo and scrolls his ipod and turns up Wu Tang Clan Aint Nuthin to F*%k Wit. At this point Ellie (his wife) says “I dont know why your acting like this” Tiger “What izzzzzz you saying, this is wack I’m out”. Tiger walks down steps Ellie follows behind. “Where are you going”, Tiger “to my den to watch New Jack City”. Now here were the story gets a little purple hazy…..Tiger says uck New Jack City and heads for the garage, Ellie blocks his path, Tiger slighty nudges her and she bumps into his 5th PGA Award. On her way from getting up she grabs his bronzed 9 Iron from when he was 5yrs old and takes a swing at him. Not only is he the best golfer but he has cat quick reflexes and dodges the swing. He walks to the garage and hops in his Caddy Truck (which is parked Azz in). While in the car puts in his Gucci Mane CD and drives out the garage. Now where is he going?????? Personally, I think 2 places…his mistress house or the 7-11 to get and Arizona 99cent Green Tea and some more Blacks(wood tips preferably). So as he’s backing up Ellie runs thru the door and jumps on the hood……The Rest is all Speculation….LOL

So where do we go from here. Clearly this is Tiger really 1st chink in his bulletproof Nice guy image. Nobody is buying that lame’ass story that his PR team is trying to spin. In fact as I’m writing this Tiger and his wife have reschedule there interview with the police….um um I guess they need more time to get there alibi together. This is why Sports/Entertainer Worship is such a dangerous thing. It creates such a false sense of actually knowing the true person. Tiger is an Incredible Golfer but how in the hale do we know how he is behind that fake big ass smile and those corny commercials. The Jigga Man said it best….”IT’S ONLY SO LONG FAKE THUGS CAN PRETEND”

The best part of about Thanksgiving is getting to watch cable(screw you comcast). Wow i’ve been away for awhile. 2 things that really grabbed me was--Why in sam hell did the channel formally known as Sci-Fi changed to Sy-FY and secondly The Kardashian. Now I get it….the whole time I thought it was all about Kim but there's a deeper layer to the show. I literally woke up at 8am and managed to catch all the episodes including the Wedding. Speaking of the Wedding, I never really seen Lamar Odom outside of Lakers game but he very lucky to be 6’10 cause he boob. Btw for everything about the Lakers visit Lake Show. Man that show is so compelling, the true enigma is Kourtney (who in my views is the prettiest one). Her baby- father is a total slime/sleaze wretched swine of the earth type.

Ohhhhh before i forget (thursday on mtv @10)….I hope all have there black and white striped kangol, white swishy pants, cut off tee shirts, steroids, nasty techno music and unnecessary fights…..cant wait for the Jersey Shore show. “ IIII Luvvved Herr”  This is the clip that I fell in love with the Jersey Shore---from the True Life series.

• Ok one last MTV note, did anybody catch the epic Brad from RW San Diego Fail. Plz Watch

Since the dawn of a new year is approaching real quick….it’s a good time for a transformation. Reading a buddies facebook update she mention just how sexy Robin Thicke is. While I don’t question the mans music talent pedigree (hello his dad is Alan Thicke-not only star of Growing Pain but also creator of the Diff’rent Strokes legendary theme song) I couldn’t help but think about his complete 180 style change. This is almost comical….his 1st song he looks like….like ok Jesus…lol. The new joint he looks like Charles Jones. I guess this is what Tiger is going thru right now….I'm very eager to see how he responds to this challenge. BTW, I like the before Robin Thicke much more, the music seems more fluid and not as contrite just the opposite of Tiger. Till the next Transgression!!!!!….PZ