I wonder who else is riding the Pineapple Express???
As I popped in what is quickly becoming my fave. date movie-Pine Exp. News on the wire of Olympic blowhard Mike Phelps partaking in some if the sticky of the ickiest has surfaced. Cry your heart out America....your so called golden boy is a pot head and I love it. Listen I was an active participant in the reefer game for many of my former years. It is not a drug, I repeat not a drug. I am not mad that he smoked some reefer, in fact I rather it been reefer then lets say Meth or Roids'. The beauty of the whole story is the double standard for white and black athletes. One could compare Phelps to Adam Jones. Seriously don't laugh, Pulitzer here I come. OK, heres the experiment- I'm not going to name which tags follows who, after reading it's up to you decide which one should be suspended for a a whole year. 23-convicted of DUI, Habitual Pot Smoker ( which is illegal) and dating a Stripper. The other is 26-never been convicted of any crimes, has made bad decision's in his past and has apologized repeatedly for it and instead of sleeping with a Stripper he was merely in a fight at the Skrip'club (as Pac-man likes to say). So I wonder which one was suspended a whole year unable to make a living. And I want to personally crush the Wash Post. Sally Jenkins for her asinine justification of Phelps behavior “Champions tend to develop out of a state of emotional emergency. Winning is a need. Their training methods are extreme, their goals are extreme and their rewards tend to be extreme. Lance Armstrong is driven by a fatherless childhood, and after the Tour de France he consumes quite epic amounts of beer and ice cream, sometimes together. I once watched Andre Agassi drink an entire bottle of Chianti -- at lunch. Pete Sampras rewarded himself for winning the U.S. Open by gorging on steak until he almost vomited. Phelps is driven partly by a case of boyhood ADHD. One thing we know about him is that his surface opacity, the phlegmatic, almost placid exterior hides a different person beneath the water, a bottomlessly ambitious competitor. As his mother once said, "Under the water there is another level of Michael." >>Note she named all white male athletes. What a crock of bulls*^%, do you know how many NBA, NFL players come from messed up homes and single parents yet don't get DUI's and smoke pot. It's sad when the white media doesn't give equal justice to knucklehead behavior....white or black. I don't fault Phelps, I personally like the kid, he's from the 410 land so I represent him but he needs to get suspended asap and some of those sponsors need to drop him. And to all the closet racist sports writers (most of them), justice and truth prevailed in this story....report it fair, athletes get into trouble, not because there from single parent or broken homes but rather there rich, young and have been coddle there whole life....White or Black.

Got the whole Australia Open advantage Uddy
Deep in the midst of the Uber Bowl layoff, I was drawn into watching the Australian Open on the Deuce. Now I'm not going to front as some expert tennis watcher....hell I don't even know who to score it but those are minor details. Something about tennis is so intriguing and sexxxy. Maybe it's the grunting, maybe it the uber athletic outfits, but whatever it is....it is!!!. The Aussie Open has been great theater,from the fans fighting and throwing chairs, the legendary Nadal 5hr marathon and Serena being Serena my interest has been peaked. I knew I was getting hooked on the Aussie Open as I set my alarm for the 330am ladies final. The match was pretty much over as soon as Serena laced her shoes up but still very entertaining. It was tough to stay on the match as Higher Learning was on the Encore network at the same time. That has to be one of the most slept on movies of the 90's; your talking about young Oshea and Trevor (Ice Cube and Busta Rhymes), Mike Rappaort, Cole Haan, Larry Fishburne and one the best acting jobs turned in by a model turned demonic talk show host by Tyra. Getting back to the massacre oops I mean ladies finals match:Miss Williams diced up her comp in less then an hour; in her honor VIDEO- .
An hour tennis match is equivalent to watching a all day marathon of Meet the Browns, then thinking it over you will be strapped down and forced to watch a continue reel of those damn Miller High Life commercials. Yes it was that bad!!!. Plus I love the way Tennis is ran as a sport/organization. It a tour so the player have so much interactions and dealings, drama has to ensue. I would love to do a in-depth review on the tour, then write like a Melrose Place type melo-drama. For instance, Serena would he sleeping Federer, Nadal is sleeping with John McEnroe neice and Sharaprova would be a closet lesbian and kleptomaniac!.......Emmy Awards here I come!!

Better Hurry Shit's getting Hot as a Pot of Curry
I hate to blog about murders and other violent news but it just a sad realness of our doomed reality. I was reading about this sad story a few weeks ago after watching the Lakers-Spurs game at Hooters. So I was scanning the net and ran across a gruesome story of Eddy Curry former g/f slain and even more sadly her daughter. As the early reports rolled out it was portrayed that maybe a jealous boyfriend had something to do with it. But what wasn't widely reported early was she was schedule for a paternity test against Curry. Also Curry's son was there at the murder scene and was not hurt. When I was reading the press clippings I told my brother, this story has legs. I get a gut feeling about certain story's that will grow and get bigger as time goes on. This is one. Curry has to be a suspect in this case, lets list the facts.
Nasty Lawsuit----And I mean Nasty!!!
David Kuchinsky, 36, hired to provide "around-the-clock chauffeur service" for Curry and his family from 2005-2008, filed suit in New York alleging that Curry, a married father of four, made unwelcome sexual advances, once pointed a gun at him, performed "invidious and intentional acts of discrimination" against Kuchinsky and subjected him to "derogatory, abusive, anti-Semitic epithets."
Kuchinsky was discharged as Curry's driver in October 2008. His suit seeks $68,000 in back pay and $25,000 for "out of pocket expenses" incurred while working for Curry, plus $5 million in damages, according to Newsday. Curry is making $9.4 million this season but has barely played because of a persistent knee injury that has made it difficult to adapt to Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni's up-tempo system.
Records show Kuchinsky served three years in a New Jersey prison for a 1992 burglary conviction. In 2004 he was convicted of resisting arrest and given probation. Kelly Saindon, an attorney representing Curry, told Newsday her client was aware of Kuchinsky's background when he hired him.
"Eddy thought he was a nice guy," Saindon said, "and this is what he gets out of it."
Curry vehemently denied Kuchinsky's allegations in a telephone interview with the Tribune.http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/basketball/bulls/chi-14-eddy-curryjan14,0,6493105,print.story

Curry's Home Robbery Story
In the second such robbery in weeks of an NBA player with Chicago roots, New York Knicks center Eddy Curry and his family were robbed at gunpoint in his suburban Chicago home early Saturday morning.
Deputy chief of police John Madden said three offenders restrained Curry, his family and an employee with duct tape inside the Burr Ridge home.
"We [are] aware of the situation and are very thankful that Eddy Curry and his family are safe," the Knicks said in a statement. "He told us it was a traumatic experience. At this time we are aware that the local authorities are handling the situation."
Madden said police believe it was not a random incident.
No one was injured in the incident, and the robbers made off with cash and jewelry. The Web site for Chicago's CBS affiliate reported a total of $10,000 in cash was taken from Curry's home. The value of the jewelry was not determined.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2952813

Curry was about to be named in the paternity test thus causing more financial problems.
Let me get this straight if I may, a gunman comes in the house shoots the mother and daughter(multiple times) and the other kid doesn't get a scratch-that kid being Curry son. That makes sense.
I hope to the high heavens that this story doesn't have any more legs to it and get solved very quickly. Unfortunately, my gut tells me otherwise....Stay Tuned.UPDATE--
THE LATEST PATERNITY TEST PROVED EDDY WAS THE FATHER OF THE SLAIN BABY---SAD STUFF STAY TUNED


Bmore Comstats
I found this interesting little site about murders in Baltimore City, Hey what can I say watching Wire season 3 late last night on the Lappy and miss some good stories from Harm City. Anyways I found this feature on Sunspot.net-http://essentials.baltimoresun.com/micro_sun/homicides/index.php?range=2007&district=all&zipcode=all&age=all&gender=all&race=black&cause=all&article=all&show_results=Show+Results. Play around with it, cool and yes very disturbing.

Can I please stay after school for Detention.
Wow, I was talking to a good high school friend of mine on the beast known as Facebook. We were going over the details of our 10yr High school reunion, damn I'm getting old. I mentioned to her that school has changed so much, just in 10 little years. You got kids shooting the schools up, kids bringing drugs to school (well maybe that's not new) but what about all the teachers sleeping with kids. Honestly where was this phenomenon when we were in school. And more disturbing thing is the behavior of the boys that are getting laid. I mean seriously, is there a real reason that your running home telling your parents that me and Miss Smith just bumped ugly. There behavior is sad, decrepit and overall just not a good look.....I'm talking about the Boy's!!!!! LOL


Pre Game for the Uber bowl
The 8hr pre game is over, the contrite sad story for current players turned former gang members is over, the Bob Costas slurp'fest with any special guest is over and the game is upon us. I wanted to quickly note the awesome marathons before the Big Game. On A & E, the played the Sopranos. Now that was quality tv, of course edited Sopranos is like eating fat free ice cream but what could you do. And on a more positive note on MSNBC, had the Predator Marathon. Now all my family and friends know of my love for Chris Hanson and the Sex Predator gang. They single-handedly saved News documentaries genre. If anybody at NBC is reading...please...pretty please bring back Sexual Predator. We Need It. Of course the game is second fiddle to the commercials. I almost spilled some Deoxy on me when I saw the previews of the Gi Joe, Star Trek and Transformers 2 movies. GI Joe for kids in my generation is the biggest thing ever for us. Like nothing in the 80's gave me more satisfaction, OK only second to the kissing scene between Lewis and Betty Childs in the Revenge of the Nerds (YOUTUBE IT). GI Joe's is like a butter scotch tasty cake at 3am, coming in from the roulette table up 5000k......close to Heaven. I could literally write a small novel about all the good things about GI Joe's. There was me and Murray changing the GI Joe's bodies in 4th grade- we still laugh about today. There was the excitement of my brother getting the William Refrigerator Perry special edition figure-please tell me if you remember that. There was the excitement of my good friend Ben Daniels getting the Cobra Base, there was the excitement of me and my good friend Hucky, arguing over what was the better movie -Transformers or GI Joe and what had a better opening song, then watching both with a some beer and a chicken box.......
Quite possibly the best movie intro ever, the beat and lyrics are just fluid and on-point.

And who can forget the illest twin combination of terrorism....Xamot and Tamox. These were some bad-asss business men turned terrorist. Maybe one of the best youtube clips ever, LISTEN TO THE LYRICS....FLUID-
Damn, the big movie corp. finally geot it right. They finally gave the comic book sector justice with heavy releases like Spider man, Hulk and Iron Man and they give us 80's babies that nostalgic feeling with classic cartoons like GI Joe and Transformers. It gonna be a huge movie year.....HUGE.

And like that last bit of weed in Mikey Phelps bong...Im gone but before I roll I had to post this banger. I honestly played it 28x straight....enjoy....Tell a friend it's that symbol again

Inag. 08

COLD AS THE POLE IN THE WINTER, I HAD TO GO!!!

After watching the Lakes whip up on the Cavs and Kobe puts to bed the lebron talk as the best player in the world, I was snuggled up in my former room at my brother's house. A good night sleep in the room where I got my cheery popped is always a good thing. As I layed and dreamt about me and Serena working on our backhand, I was awakened by a phone call. It was more good buddy Lance waking me up to go to the Inag. I was really contempt with staying in bed and going back to my dream as Venus was coming over and perfecting her over-hand stroke. But this was big, this was history---ok no more over used superlatives. So I jump up put my jeans over my pajamas pants, layer up the thermal etc. and headed out to the park and ride and waited for the commuter bus to the metro station. The line was was uber long, long like Pippen arms. With the temps in the low teens, there was still a warmth going around. Even though I was by myself, I really wanted my Dad to be be there. The whole day was making me remember the Million Man March. Now that was sumthing to behold, Im truly blessed to have a father who gave and ish about me and my brothers becoming men and leaders....Thanks Baba. Back to the lecture at hand, as we boarded bus and heading down to the Greenbelt Metro and the sun had came up, I realized, it was some of the greatest collection of woman I ever scene. Truly incredible, like if this was held in the spring/summer it would be the HU homecoming, Freaknic, The Greek, South Beach and Mardi Gras all rolled in one. You know it major when you look good in thick winter coats.................Whoa. Getting back, the rush to get metro tickets was a zoo. At least 30k people in a a 100ft area. Luckily I had my smart trip car already ( privileged to ride the metro for 3 years straight). Now the only beef I had is the out of towners on the metro. They really don't know ish, I mean it a simple system,.....Hello its color coordinated. Now I do have to admit Metro closed L'fant Plaza which threw major plans away. Nevertheless , I got downtown to Chinatown in about 35m. Getting out on 7th street was wild, it was uber packed. I realized I was about 10 blocks from the action so I had to get my bop on. I beefed up my Ipod the night before just for this occasion. I need some Bop music, this is the stuff when I was like 14 and we had to Bop/walk to the Columbia Mall and you had the Sony Walkman with the automatic flip joint. I d-l a few joints:
I had to d-l this, I've heard this in DieHard 4 and wonder who sang it. It's Creedence Clearwater Revival. Some old-school backwater rock band.......I love it. Take a listen to Bad Moon Rising also.

Naw this joint takes me back to running home to see Rap City.I will put big money that you will watch the clip and later that night you will just burst into the hook. Hey-ya Hey-ya Ho!!


Ohh and this was just too deep. Me and my brother used to play Madden 95 to this joint.


Aight you tasted a little of my Inag. Soundtrack, now back to the crowds. I walked down to Independence Ave and set-up shop. In a sense I was at the back door of the US Capitol. The crowd was getting uber thick out there. They actually turned many people away from the Purple Section that had tickets. They were quite peeved, to be honest they could have rioted out there, it was that many people. Could you imagine you came from Oklahoma and couldn't get in. One major highlight fo mines was seeing the great wordsmith Jesse Jackson. Now I know some diss Jesse but I truly respect what he has done for the country. Now he came out his mouth wrong but ish who hasn't'. I complied my top 2 Jesse moments from my lifetime:
Hey he thought the camera was off, so he spoke greasy......No Biggie

Maybe the funniest SNL skit ever, Please listen----Eddie at his comedy peak. For the Soul Food District to the Bagel District(pardon for the quality).



Back to the Inag., the street vendors were caking up. I've seen everything from Obama lighters to Obama bed sheets. I love it, every one is eating off it, I want to see the economic impact on th DC tourism just for this weekend. Getting back, as I hear the sworn oath over the speakers, I headed to the metro and clapped as I just seen history. Very Deep.

With being still early in January, I wanted to breakdown my sports new years resolution. I decided to become a legit Nationals fan. Very hard yet I think it could quite cool. When saying “legit” I mean knowing who the back-up catcher is, knowing who leads the team in steals with out going to espn.com. I talked to my good buddy Peachy about committing to at least 10games. I'm looking forward to it, I'm actually glancing over some blogs getting more info on the team. Heres a few good ones:
http://nats320.blogspot.com/
http://www.forums.mlb.com/ml-washington


It should be fun and interesting. Love watching live games but cant stand watching on tv unless the Kees, Soox or Cubbies. I'm getting psched thinking about it, hell I might even play some fantasy baseball.

SideNotes
In the glow of all the Obama talk-hiphop is still not fully understood
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There such a gap between the right and the hip-hop community. When I listen to the, the lyrics I don't see much harm. I don't know what the Right really wants, your adding 400+ years of disenfranchisement and pain, and overnight you think it's gonna be all good. Sorry we walk and talk with a certain chip on our shoulders, hip-hop in it's purest form is always brash-loud and rebellious. Get Over it.........My Prez. Is Black bytch!!!!

One of the first dvd's I saw was the new version of The Island of Dr. Moreau. Wow what a stinker,it also doubles at the the first dvd's I broke-up weed on (hey it was 10+yrs ago). Even though it was one of his last and horrible roles, Marlon Brandon is a true movie star. I found this interesting clip on his 1972 Oscar speech. Truly Powerful- I wish some of these faux movie stars and athletes would stand for more instead of what 20th century and Nike tell you what to do.!!(couldn't embed,you have to hi-light link and put in your browser, We'll worth it. Comparable to when ODB shutdown the Grammy's>>)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU


In with that, I need a Obama detox (dre can we get the album..were begging). Enough is enough I love the guy like the next man but come on. All day and every day, hey like Nice and Smooth said “no static got an automatic to much of anything makes you an addict”. So here aT the most wicked'est blog in the union, no more Obama talk for a little. There plenty of other stuff to discuss and rant about. I'm working on getting more info on the tightest news reporter and the great Smoke-a-thon. Please put your 3-D glasses on....were coming for ya!!!



BIG UP TO JOSE DA SPANIARD AND MEECHI FOR THERE NEW BORN SON DAVID JOSE GARCIA....I HEARD HE ALREADY HAS A LEFT HAND AND CRAZY HANDLES.