Sunday, February 3, 2008

Uber Bowl

The Brawl for it All……….Since we can’t get along we gotta get it on!!!

This is the Uber-Bowl edition. Here’s the low down u have a good team playin great, u have a great team playing good right now. What gonna give. I been watching the nfl network this whole week (bullshyt u get this lame ass network and not espn classic or nba tv) but that’s another topic. The coverage has been lame at best wit lame ass reporters and a bunch of has been’s ( terrel davis and trent dilfer) and a bunch of never was beens (jim mora and your future coach of my beloved redskins Coach Mooch). Media day a damn joke, once again the nfl trying to play both sides of the fence…….hardcore football junkie losers and the vh1-tmz clique. Either way who cares….I don’t give a ish about a someone askin Tom Brady to marry her……..who gives a ish, Now a blow-job on the trophy podium after the game will be a tad more interesting; I’ve regressed!!!!!. The point being the Super Bowl is pretty lame until the actual game is played and someone wants to stop history and and someone want to create history…..it the same theory of watching a porn. Let say porn is 2 hrs; one might only watch only 15 mins of footage, with a lot of fast-forward and bam right to the money shot. Who in the hell goin to care about the lame ass Fox pre-game!!Hello, Ryan Seacrest is hosting, sure there might be some good eye candy……………. {An Uddy crazy ass tangent}, I was home 2day nursing a bad stomach after some questionable sushi and caught the Tyra Banks show. She had a prego Jessica Alba….whoa major thickness in those thighs, her and Tyra were frickin hot.} Anyways back to the Fox pre-game, Randy and Paula are going to be performing there new single……ewwww. Ask urslef wat the hell happened to Idol, it so lame now. Easily Makin the Band 4 and The Challenge has replaced it as the top Reality Show. So once the pre-game is over we get to hear Troy and Joe Dumb’ Uck. I mean this guy is the epitome of why I turn the down my tv unless Emmit is doing pre-game “they got blowed out”. Buck’s preppy rich kid smuggy way about him just makes me sick.

So after all that after the combined 4 turnovers in the 1st half, 3 by Eli, a pik-6, botched snap and fumble when Vrabel hits that corner and blaw!!!, the Gints will be down 21-6 at half. The BS halftime reports that give the team up a way bigger advantage cause it’s a 20 min half-tyme. The Pats will come out and throw deep 3 str8 times. Moss will take one to the house and the game will be unofficially over. Some scrub points back and forth and the Final score will be 42-21. I could go into all those stats…time of possession, yard per catch etc. But that mean’s squat to me. This isn’t about what the Gints can do, it about the Pats and what they allow you to do. There perfect….the Best Team ever, All ya’ll hesitant to give them that title need to wake up. Think about it, were in the midst or Revolution…..A black and a woman are serious presidential candidates, the Pats are the gr8est football team ever and Sly Stallone came out wit a new Rambo………

Revolution………Baby!!!

Sidebar NBA Note:

Happy Days are here again….The Lakes pulled the trigger on one of the best steals in the 21st century….The were able to get Pau Gasol, he of career numbers 18-8-3 for the oft criticized Kwame Brown. I mean this is a gr8 move, it give the Lakes one of if not the best Front line in the entire NBA. They got length, height size, can score can rebound, Odom and Gasol are gr8 passers. All while they control the middle…..you got Beans killin the perimeter…….This is a gr8 trade, I will get more in-depth later, but Happy Days are here again.

Enjoy the Game……!!!!!!

I’ll have a major post this week……..

PS: Look forward to a new Holiday this Summer………………..

Monday, January 28, 2008

What the Difference

I Get’s Wicked……..

That’s the old Ice Cube song…..i was on the great site Turbocity.net and I have to download it. I linked it for all you West Coast fans-http://www.sendspace.com/file/3aj5q2…Anyways on to the fun

After hard tuff games of Outburst remix, I turned on HBO 8(the Ochoa) and was watching Real Sports. Now I hate Bryant Gumbel with a passion but he does a gr8 job with show. The lead story was about drinking at NFL games. The opening shot was skins fans getting twisted out of there mind, it was around 10 am and they were already past the beer and onto the Johnny Walker. Shit was was crazy. They got an octopus contraption that has 8 beer bongs attached to it. So crafty and original. Anyways the irony fo the whole thing is the NFL stance on the whole situation. On one hand they have such a tuff no drug policy and image control and on the other hand Budweiser is there number one advertiser. Basically they don’t give a shit……Lets be real here, they promote tailgating at home games, they serve 18 oz of beer at games for absurd prices for huge profit. They had one guy on the show saying he will never take his son to a game……claiming the fans are to unruly and rude. Hello it a damn war zone, My dad took me to my first football game in 1992, we flew to Cleveland to see the Browns and Pats at the old Cle. Municipal right on the lake or as some calls it the “Mistake by the Lake”. It was late December, and it the temps had to be in the low teens with that crazy lake wind. As a 12 yr kid, it was an overwhelming event; I saw grown men and more surprisingly grown woman fall down cement steps drunk out of there mind. I looked at my dad and he said this is what football does to some people. Did that event turn me off to football, hale no….i still feel it the best sporting event one could witness, the excitement and anticipation is incredible. So what can the NFL do stop this behavior………nuffin and they don’t want to. Why would they….u get drunk and twisted and pay 200 for a upper bowl seat, this is the same league that gives out a mandated injury report so the bettors can set a more accurate line, this is the most bottom-line sports league in the world…..so remember what the WU said………Cash Rules

The whole Redskin saga is pretty damn funny. When Gibbs retired I thought the hiring of Gregg Williams was a early 90’s Shaq dunk but it wasn’t. As the days kept passing I was getting a tad nervous, I listen to the John Riggin show every drive home from work and Riggo said almost 2weeks ago that Jim Fassel would be the coach. How could we get to this point, how in the hell could we frickin sign Jim Fassel to coach. Fassel is a nice guy and a ok offensive cord but were talking haed coach. I did some research on Fassel, he was Head coach at Utah, not the Jazz but the Utes…u know the two Utes sidebar: My cousin vinny was one of the most slept on comedies of the early 90’s …it really solidified the greatness of Joey Pesci and the actor skills of Ralph “karate kid” Machio……Back to fassel he was 25-33 with Utah and 58-53 with the Gints, including a super bowl app. XXV and shellacking by the Raves. So lets add that up 88 loses 88 wins………mediocre…avg at best. The story is not Fassel but what the hell happened with Williams and Snyder. Either Snyder wasn’t feelin dood or he sux at interviews. I was not a 100% sold on him or al saunders but the continuity with this team was right there and they would have a seamless transition. You can correlate the same coaching staff with winning. NE-Bellichik been her for about 8 years, Jax-del rio been there for 5 years, hell even NYG-Coughlin been there about 5 yrs. The point being teams need to gel and get used to each other. Who the blame…..Snyder I guess. Sure he writes the check but to be honest you have to ask urself does he give a ish if the skins win or lose. There the second wealthiest team in the L’, there’s a damn 30 yr waiting list for tickets, he has a multi million dollars deals with Fed Ex, Budweiser and Stubhub. So he doesn’t really give a ish about public opinion, I still think he cares deeply about the skins cause after all the money he still just a fan.

I celebrated the first Sunday w/o football going to the Movies. I wanted to do a lil’ movie hopping. I had the whole thing lined up…….I was going to see the 2:10 of First Sunday and the 445 of Rambo. The only problem was they were on opposite of the theater. Oh well, I opted to see First Sunday with Ice Cube, Tracy Morgan, Katt and my man Chi Mcbride. A very nice funny family movie that had a good ending and not a lot of cussing but a lot of funny parts. When a black movie comes out I always look at the demographics of the movie theater, if it all black it not doing too good and if the crowd a lil’ more diverse it going to do ok. Well it was extremely diverse and in fact way more whites then blacks and the movie is in it’s 4th week…a good sign. After the movies I went to my homeboy Cash Money house to watch the Lakers-Cavs game. A gr8 game, by two of the most prolific players to ever grace the court. Bron-bron was huge…simply huge, one of the key plays of the game was Cle up by one with abut 15 seconds left, very rome-like sanked 2 clutch freebies…..the big thing was only about 30 seconds earlier he missed 2 freebies. Can u see Progression to Unstopabilty. Now to my beloved Lakers, they opened the second-half on fire (15-2 run), basically held that league for the whole second half then Pj for some reason took Bean out for about 4 min in the 4th qtr. I didn’t like the move at all, u could see that bean wasn’t having a gr8 game but was driving to the whole getting free throws and easy basket for teammates, when PJ took him out the game, the offense just sucked with Lamar Odom as the focal point. I’m so sick of his game and and his attitude, he’ the weakest link in the damn offense. When Bean gets tripled team, he nowhere to be found. Odom new nickname is Fools Gold I had a argument wit Cash Money on if u were GM who would u take…..Ronny Turiaf or Kwame Brown…it was a pretty heated discussion. Cash repeated mentioned he would rather be fired as GM rather then choose. To me it a slam-dunk, Turiaf at least give u all he’s got: he hustle's, scraps rebounds and at least provides 6 hard foul…..on the other hand Kwame is pure thrash.

Lastly I wanted to talk about the boi Obama. He’s killin it right now. That not really the insight I wanted to drop. I was looking at the SC primary speech and something just popped in my head, he reminds me of somebody……..

If I’m lying please strike me……….I love that guy……Any guy that can channel the Great Cyrus and Beat a Clinton is my type of guy……eerie Cyrus was uniting all the gangs in NYC and sadly was assassinated…………something to just ponder.

Can U Digg It!!!!!!!

Random Thought’s of The Week

  • Making the Band 4 will be the greatest reality show ever……….
  • Mitt Romney is so damn uncomfortable around black its scary, look at his posture and why is he checking for his wallet:

  • Did anybody see some of the Daddy Diesel: http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/01/shaqs_monstrous.php....Uck da petro, peep the Cable Bill……..damn..lol
  • Anybody remember the Timabaland and Jigga joint Lobster and Shrimp….jigga said “yall cant ball like Chicago center”……..Great line
  • Look at the bump on this….pretty lame song:
  • The Wire the only reason to have HBO once again the GOAT

Super bowl Special this Thursday…….be on the lookout

From my naps to the bunion on my big toe I keep’s it moving!!!!